Gross.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Come on Eileen.
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God, I wish they'd bring back the emo/scene look
At least it's a Karen with a sense of humor
The band was called Dexy's Midnight Runners because they liked to run trains on her after their concerts. FACT.
There's no apostrophe. Dexys Midnight Runners. Short for dexamphetamine and how it'd make you stay up all night jizzing on Eileen.
Theres no apostrophe because Dexy had dexyslia. I mean he was stpuid.
Dyslexia Midnight Runners because he had to stay up so late doing homework
This is retarded, let's keep going
He definitely looked retarded. Dyslexia was the least of his problems. I think he lived across the hollow from Cotton-Eyed Joe.
My dad and stepmom went to a Halloween party a few years ago as Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky (nice timely reference, stupids) and she had a big hot glue cumshot on her dress.
Even though it’s dated that’s still a great bit.
I worked a plant job with a bunch of fucking dumbshits and jailbirds and junkies and one time this song came on the radio and this haggard old disgusting bitch came from all the way across the line to get like an inch away from my face and be like "HUH HUH HUH, Y'KNOW WHAT THIS SONG'S ABOUT?? DUH HUH HUH HUH" I was just like "Get back on the fucking line." That was the same bitch who would always just completely ignore her job and let other people pick up her slack while she "tidied up the line" I literally screamed "THAT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING JOB!" at her multiple times because it was fucking exasperating. I was the supervisor and there was no giving her instructions. Just some old fucking ADHD retard who couldn't focus on fuck all. Every day. She'd just start "cleaning" random, arbitrary shit. This is why I hate everyone you work with, Artie. I've felt your pain. It's soul crushing.
Was this like a garbage sorting plant or something?
Literally yes.
I knew a guy who worked at one for one day and the conveyor belt made him dizzy so he started letting stuff go through that was too big and might break the machine and everyone started yelling at him. He said it was good money but it sounds like a nightmare.
I was fucking amazing at it. It'd be super easy work if everyone did what they were supposed to but I went home dead every day because I worked at the end of the line on the busiest bunk plus I had to grab whatever the other fuckarounds missed and empty it into their bunks for them, plus load the hopper. I was turning into such a miserable bastard there. Any type of backsass I'd lose my mind screaming at the person. The one time I thought I was fired for sure, two wiggers got into a fight while I was downstairs and when I got back up there I literally did the 3 Stooges smash their heads together thing and kept trying to throw them into the bunks (which are like deep pits that you'd get fucked up if you got thrown into) but they kept landing on the line and sliding away. It got broken up and when the manager asked me what the fuck I was doing I went on like Denis Leary rant about how if anyone was going to beat the shit out of the line workers it was going to be me because I fucking deserve it. He was like "I hear ya." The one guy got fired and I got away with assaulting two guys at work.
By the way, in any other position with "boss" status I've very rately even raised my voice at anyone.
It's a great album though.
It's madness that this is an official upload on their channel, it's an extraordinarily bad live performance.
Here's a great one as counterbalance.
Absolute banger.
The Oirish are monkey-faced troglodytes but they can sure play a mean fiddle.
The Oirish are monkey-faced troglodytes but they can sure play a mean fiddle.
If you wanted the theme to a British pub in the 1980s, you couldn't do much better than the first 20 seconds of this.
Oh Flat Broke Geno
That bitch rocks.