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Sci-fi author or Airbnb hostI have to work, but if someone out there has a job for me that makes north of 100k and doesn't require skills, education, or charisma I might be able to swing it.
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Sci-fi author or Airbnb hostI have to work, but if someone out there has a job for me that makes north of 100k and doesn't require skills, education, or charisma I might be able to swing it.
6 figures a year or 6 figures a monthSci-fi author or Airbnb host
I'll break out the strunk and white handbook and get to writing. Might as well grab the kneepads too because we know that's how pat got in the industry.Sci-fi author or Airbnb host
An African-American such as yourself should have an easy time of it. They’ll hand you anything you want.I'll break out the strunk and white handbook and get to writing. Might as well grab the kneepads too because we know that's how pat got in the industry.
Have you considered acting?I have to work, but if someone out there has a job for me that makes north of 100k and doesn't require skills, education, or charisma I might be able to swing it.
I wouldn't bother with Strunk and White. His writing shows no evidence he's ever heard of it.I'll break out the strunk and white handbook and get to writing. Might as well grab the kneepads too because we know that's how pat got in the industry.
Maybe I’m imagining this, but didn’t he do a panel like this at another convention that was all about how stupid Elon Musk was for wanting to colonize mars?
Yes and we never saw itMaybe I’m imagining this, but didn’t he do a panel like this at another convention that was all about how stupid Elon Musk was for wanting to colonize mars?
I’m not the expert but I saw some math that concluded the latter!6 figures a year or 6 figures a month![]()
Could be more grotesque than limp penis, deflated nut sac Jew nose gefilte fish monstrosity Pelican Stern's vampiric visage, but infinitely more likeable and endearing! Tiny "Jew Jihadi" Tim > Kike "Body By Auschwitz" Stern
I'm always in Ann Arbor and my favorite pre-event place is Sidetrack in Ypsi. Is this fat bastard stalking me?Looks like they changed hotels. I wonder if they stiffed the last one.
Unfortunately, I can confirm that he isI'm always in Ann Arbor and my favorite pre-event place is Sidetrack in Ypsi. Is this fat bastard stalking me?
I’m sure all the hotel employees saw a lot of pedos, weirdos and people who generally smell bad and threatened to walk out if they hosted them again.Looks like they changed hotels. I wonder if they stiffed the last one.
That was before Pat saw a 10 minute Youtube video that explained that it is in fact possible.Maybe I’m imagining this, but didn’t he do a panel like this at another convention that was all about how stupid Elon Musk was for wanting to colonize mars?
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