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He used to brag about putting the bike(s) into a storage garage for the winter. Now he can't even afford a bed sheet to throw over it.Looks like one scooter doesn't even get covered in the winter.
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He used to brag about putting the bike(s) into a storage garage for the winter. Now he can't even afford a bed sheet to throw over it.Looks like one scooter doesn't even get covered in the winter.
Probably a little of both.I've wondered for a while if your ability to post these so quick is a result of a great archiving system or pure autism or both.
He used to brag about putting the bike(s) into a storage garage for the winter. Now he can't even afford a bed sheet to throw over it.
He could just buy a 2nd Susan with that $700At least get one of those car shelters that you assemble. Can get them for well under $1K. Lazy pigman.
There are YouTube videos of people who trash pick a pallet and turn it into something that can be sold for hundreds of dollars in two days. Pat took over a week to build 2 chairs, poorly.
He uses the word “project” as a way to try and sound like he’s some sort of general contractor. Pat your laying soil, every homeowner has spent a Saturday afternoon doing the same thing
Even after all that, this was his yield.He uses the word “project” as a way to try and sound like he’s some sort of general contractor. Pat your laying soil, every homeowner has spent a Saturday afternoon doing the same thing
Bragging about a dollars worth of sunflower seeds lmao
Should have seen his "carrots" the next yearBragging about a dollars worth of sunflower seeds lmao
Looks like one scooter doesn't even get covered in the winter.
I guess at least there he acknowledges they are shit.
This probably has already been discussed, but who do you count sinks in a duplex?
He doesn’t eat vegetables.
That watermelon is store-bought.
Also admitting he cant even grow some of the easiest vegetables.I guess at least there he acknowledges they are shit.
No child, it isn't. Enjoy prison.Actually, sir, that’s a date 4 years in the past
I think the sunflower seeds are, tooThat watermelon is store-bought.
That watermelon is store-bought.
Pretty sure the chilli too they are all the same length, if you grow them yourself you would have long and short ones just like his shit carrotI think the sunflower seeds are, too
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