C'mon little piggy squeal, louder,louder

[BakersfieldChimp]

That's odd, Brinton Resto Esq. explicitly stated, on the record, that we all lived in the state of Wisconsin. Would a lawyer lie, on the record, in a court proceeding to better help his case? Doesn't sound very professional to me.

 

[AntSucks]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[SensibleKeks]

WonderFest 2011 was held May 14-15. Patrick claims Adrienne was a few weeks pregnant then. So it’s possible that Annabelle is still 9 but turning 10 within the next month or so. #autismawareness

Hi Pat.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Hi Pat.

Don't you ever question Da Chip's identity.

 

[Snake]

My 9 year old

The balls on this prick.

 

[Stent]

If putting him in physical danger is the goal then his arteries are felons.

 

[Jenna]

Interior, Milwaukee Skinhead HQ. A gang of skinheads is so motivated by interracial relationships that they decide to go on a murder spree. They've got a big dry erase board trying to decide on their first big target. A celebrity, a politician, maybe one of the Bucks? Someone important to spread their message of hate and terror.

The oldest, wisest skinhead stands up, writes one name on the board: "Patrick S Tomlinson". Is he a black man married to a white woman? No, child. Is he a white man married to a woman of color? No, child, he has slept with two white women in his entire life and married them both. Then why him? Because his voice is that important.

 

[guest]

Interior, Milwaukee Skinhead HQ. A gang of skinheads is so motivated by interracial relationships that they decide to go on a murder spree. They've got a big dry erase board trying to decide on their first big target. A celebrity, a politician, maybe one of the Bucks? Someone important to spread their message of hate and terror.

The oldest, wisest skinhead stands up, writes one name on the board: "Patrick S Tomlinson". Is he a black man married to a white woman? No, child. Is he a white man married to a woman of color? No, child, he has slept with two white women in his entire life and married them both. Then why him? Because his voice is that important.

in his cape shit world full of super villains, this is all a very plausible scenario.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

All you had to do was leave it alone, you fat faggot. Taken your beating and joined Logan Lynn and the Cumia niggers in obscurity.

 

[garbageman2244]

He's tagged the @FBI, imposterchilds! Keep your heads on a swivel - it looks like this pig means business.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Put twitter down for a little while, Piggy. You'd be surprised how quickly a lot of problems would immediately vanish. Nigga just close your eyes

 

[Brooke Shields]

"FBI told us to call back when they get someone killed."

Holy fuck, you guys this actually is fucked up. WE really did get someone killed just because of messing with Fatrick.

RIP Bernell Trammell. #Justice4Bernell

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

“Pretending to be my jersey”

Felony too-small-shirt impersonation, stlaker

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Can't wait to see you at the con, Patrick!

 

[Guest]

so great when he confirms that all we do is win win win no matter what

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"When they get someone killed"

has Patrick ever heard the Ballad of KillaKuhn?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Cool. What else never happened, you fat faggot?

 

[HotDogJoe]

The FBI told us to call back when they get someone killed

Yeah except they didn't say that, did they, you lying fucking cunt. You even said on those phone calls to Josiah that the woman you spoke to at the FBI was sympathetic to your plight and simply explained to you that they only investigate extremely seriously crimes where somebody is killed or more than $250K is stolen. That's very different than saying 'call us back when someone's dead', you dishonest fat fuck. The fact that you actually contacted the FBI over this shit at all shows how insanely narcissistic you are.

The truth is -There are no authority figures left for you to run to, fat man. You've exhausted them all. You cried to Reddit admins to get us kicked off there, you cried to as many web hosts as you could. You beg and cry to Twitter safety to block the evil cyberstlakers and give you your blue check back. When you ran out of authority figures to cry to, you tried throwing money (that of course wasn't your own, you broke bitch) and lawyers at the problem.

Want this to end? It'd be as simple as changing your phone number and privating your Twitter. But you'll never do that though, will you, pig boy. Your grandiose narcissism won't allow it. So enjoy the trolling that's going to happen necksssssssss-tuh.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

1000 bucks that "white supremacist hitlist website" is just https://4chan.org/pol/

Histrionic fat faggot.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

1000 bucks that "white supremacist hitlist website" is just https://4chan.org/pol/

Histrionic fat faggot.

Fawk, you nailed it.