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I'm here to fight fascists, child. Hush now.
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Erock can we pull up that pic with Pat in his smokey the bear shirt and hands on his hips?
He put this picture on the internet because he thought it looked good
He’s even doing the hands on the hips pose that women do to try and not look so fat. Pat is a fat lesbian.He put this picture on the internet because he thought it looked good
I don't know how I never noticed that the room is too small for end tables so there's just a pile of books on a random spackle bucket next to a pile of mini bats and hammers (my wife will shoot you on sight, stlaker) and luggage, because they have nowhere else in the house to store it. Pretty sure all the floor you see in this picture is pretty much all the floor space in the room. And remember, folks, the best place for a self defense weapon is out of your reach where an assailant can get to it first.
Because it does, stlaker. Enjoy my hearty bosom, overhanging stomach, awful hair, greasy appearance, spindly arms, and wrinkled wardrobe.He put this picture on the internet because he thought it looked good
It’s the same with when he posts pics in his kitchen - it’s clear his kitchen isn’t clean but he has to take a picture NOW!!!The thing that's so infuriating about this picture is that he's clearly so happy with that t-shirt that he's blind to everything else, like the clothes that looks like he slept in them (he probably did), his bed hair and filthy pigsty of a bedroom. "Niki child - get your phone. This t-shirt fucking rules and must be shared with the world immediately!"
Body like a fatburg
I don't think that's a testicle, I think that's the faucet dick in all it's glory."Yes it's too tight."
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He looks like such a slob in this picture and doesn't even realize it. Those two sizes too small clothes look like they were chosen from a wet pile of mildewed laundry on the floor if his room. His tiny testicle being choked to death is on full display, and then there's his afro looking like he hasn't shampooed it in a week. Very disrespectful.
Bzzz. Wrong.I don't think that's a testicle, I think that's the faucet dick in all it's glory.
He chubs up immediately whenever he thinks about bears.I don't think that's a testicle, I think that's the faucet dick in all it's glory.
You let them air-dry in the washing machine. Great money saverHow do you even get those odd wrinkles in a pair of jeans?
Yyyyyyeeeeessssss!!!He chubs up immediately whenever he thinks about bears.
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