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Carleton TeetsHe's so transparently stupid. He's larping as this prognosticating realestate savvy mastermind but he's only mortgaging one shitty house, if what he's forecasting is true then shouldn't he be buying property instead of paying off only one? Cause that means he's practically missing out like everyone else apparently is.
I was bored the other day and I like to cruise when I get bored. I'm pretty close to Milwaukee so I went to check out my literary hero Patrick S. Tomlinson's hood. Like a celebrity tour I heard there's some ritzy areas in MKE and I figured a six figure author would live in a pretty nice neighborhood.
Wrong again child.
His neighborhood is a legit shithole. It's busier than downtown, fucking constant buses and tons of people wandering around. His house is way smaller and shittier than it looks in the photos. There is no way anybody went in to that alley to vandalise his shit, they would be in clear view of like 5 different homes. The alley is so narrow I was scared my Ford Panther chassis (same piece of shit 4.6 as the Rustang!) Would lose both mirrors if I tried to be a stlaker and see the Rustang in person.
So I headed North a few blocks to Locust and my heart started to pound, cuz I know if I head west I'd end up in the killzone. Never ever cross that fuckin bridge. I'm just trying to make a right turn on a two way stop and there's no fuckin gaps and I can't see shit because there's groups of niggers on both corners spontaneously assembling in to a BLM protest and next thing I know some toothless old mammy is pounding on my fucking window screaming at me for blocking the crosswalk. I burnt fuckin rubber to cut off a bus and get the hell out of there.
I'm just trying to give you an impression of where this man actually lives versus what he says. It's a poor low class neighborhood for people who can't afford to live on the real East Side and are too scared to live in Riverwest. It's loud, busy, and stressful. It's full of white rubes, it's not "diverse". I'm sure niggers routinely cross over and pillage the area after dark, friends I've had in Milwaukee were always replacing car stereos and windows. Absolute shithole!
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