"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Uh oh

Holy fuck, what a development. What a fucking retard.

Who's rocking the Joe Cumia gloves?

 

[Rodeo Clown]

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[Danrangutan 🦧]

So when Kiwifarms found out they were in the yard he suddenly tweets about them being returned almost a day after the photo was taken? Does the pig not realise how suspicious this is?

 

[BudDickman]

Is he gonna that their fucking picture down, or do they not mind being doxxed?

 

[Treat Yourself]

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Come on, Pat. If you're going to fake a 2 Chair Fuchitive bit you could at least go the extra mile and post "the card" made by your frumpy fume-filled wife.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Is he gonna that their fucking picture down, or do they not mind being doxxed?

You'd think he'd have immediately posted a thank you to the people who returned his trash.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

False fucking flag confirmed

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL. Pat thinks it was Dan Mullen behind it all

 

[wbgreen]

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You'd think he'd have immediately posted a thank you to the people who returned his trash.

Not pressing charges is thanks enough, child.

 

[guest]

False fucking flag confirmed

This …this is a work, clearly.

But who are the two box munchers with the open trunk?
are they paid actors like in sandy hook?



Hey can you drive behind my historic duplex and act like you’re loading chairs into a car?

It don’t make no sense.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

What an asshole. I know this is all probably fake anyway so it's not worth over thinking, but why would the people who took the chairs leave a card? Shouldn't Pat have given them something for their time and effort? A regular human being with an actual soul would feel bad that these women were dragged into a mess they know nothing about and would insist on giving them gas money at the very least. But not Pig. He's the victim. Why should he have to give anything to those women? They were the ones stupid enough to believe he would be giving away such amazing chairs, or downsizing his life in any way. Theyre lucky they were let off with only a warning. He's such a prick and it genuinely makes me happy his life is the way it is. Nobody deserves to be him more than him.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

God damnit. Got some new material to add to the lore though.

The Reddit funsters need to pivot the messaging about him freaking out and groveling for his budget chairs because he’s too poor to actually buy real ones.

Also about how he’s too poor to afford an suv to transport large items, hence why he used his own scrap wood in the first place.

 

[Treat Yourself]

LOL. Pat thinks it was Dan Mullen behind it all


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You gonna sit there and let Pat get away with that, Dan? Put those sasquatch wrists to use (metaphorically)!

 

[Honoria]

Naming Dan and tagging his employer? I think someone should sell a sink and file a suit.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Rick you only just now realized Dan was in charge around here? There are multiple secret chats where Dan directs this kind of shit—not to mention his discord where him and that Elaine broad and other faggots direct bits.

I can’t be part of that kind of organized faggotry. The spontaneous goofy stuff is way more fun than Dan trying to be Jack Merridew and directing idiots to take pictures of the pig

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

'Video doesn't lie' POST THE VIDEO THEN

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Loser

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

'Video doesn't lie' POST THE VIDEO THEN

LOL Look at that reaching. He has zero proof of these accusations but paints some picture that its some coordinated plan against him. The only video he has is the two dykes with his chairs. So whats with the " Video doesnt lie"? Seems like Pat lies. The constantly being drunk has taken its toll and now he makes up the complex assumptions and scenarios just so it fits into his narrative.

 

[Nigger John]

LOL. Pat thinks it was Dan Mullen behind it all


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I just laughed out loud at the coffee shop at this

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I just laughed out loud at the coffee shop at this

Why won't Dan let you call into the show?