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Opie's Bandaged Toe

Riccardo Bosi has equally nice toes
It was @stealthypussy

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Wow so realistic. He sounds just like us! Hey Pat you fucking suck at dialog. KYS (this is a suicide demand)
I miss this forum. I lost all my good ribs there
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Pat changing the story again and leaving A LOT out - also funny he didn’t correct the record after being called a no-name author
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“If we were famous they would already been in prison”

Is this his angle for Media Tour Part 2? “I’m a no-name and not getting Justice because I’m not famous!”

What happened to his many claims of being famous, selling “tens of thousands” of books and making well over 6 figures a year because he was such a big deal writer? Whenever we showed his awful sales he would claim it “wasn’t even close” to his real sales numbers which were large numbers according to him. So now he’s going with “I’m just a nobody” - can’t have it both ways, piggy.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Ruin his career? He hasn’t published a book in half a decade. Unless he’s back selling insurance he doesn’t have a career to ruin.
I really think his new angle for a possible media tour sequel is “I can’t get Justice because I’m not famous! The law doesn’t apply to average people like me!”

He didn’t even correct this person calling him a no-name author. He sort of did this on his last media tour - claiming he’s an author but not a well known one who does mil-spec sci fi or whatever it’s called. He doesn’t even try to advertise his books anymore so I think this is his new plan. “I’m just a regular guy! Why me? I’m not famous” and of course leaving out all his boasts of being very famous and well known on social media (no mention of political firebrand, tweets changing the world, etc)
 

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
Pat changing the story again and leaving A LOT out - also funny he didn’t correct the record after being called a no-name author
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“If we were famous they would already been in prison”

Is this his angle for Media Tour Part 2? “I’m a no-name and not getting Justice because I’m not famous!”

What happened to his many claims of being famous, selling “tens of thousands” of books and making well over 6 figures a year because he was such a big deal writer? Whenever we showed his awful sales he would claim it “wasn’t even close” to his real sales numbers which were large numbers according to him. So now he’s going with “I’m just a nobody” - can’t have it both ways, piggy.
It's because you're a fucking cunt, Pat.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Pat changing the story again and leaving A LOT out - also funny he didn’t correct the record after being called a no-name author
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“If we were famous they would already been in prison”

Is this his angle for Media Tour Part 2? “I’m a no-name and not getting Justice because I’m not famous!”

What happened to his many claims of being famous, selling “tens of thousands” of books and making well over 6 figures a year because he was such a big deal writer? Whenever we showed his awful sales he would claim it “wasn’t even close” to his real sales numbers which were large numbers according to him. So now he’s going with “I’m just a nobody” - can’t have it both ways, piggy.
Someone is earnestly trying to understand his bullshit. Which obviously illicit’s the “You’re asking the wrong questions” response.
 

DominusOdium

ⓘ Rude
Pat changing the story again and leaving A LOT out - also funny he didn’t correct the record after being called a no-name author
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“If we were famous they would already been in prison”

Is this his angle for Media Tour Part 2? “I’m a no-name and not getting Justice because I’m not famous!”

What happened to his many claims of being famous, selling “tens of thousands” of books and making well over 6 figures a year because he was such a big deal writer? Whenever we showed his awful sales he would claim it “wasn’t even close” to his real sales numbers which were large numbers according to him. So now he’s going with “I’m just a nobody” - can’t have it both ways, piggy.
He has an internal mommy voice where his conscience should be.

Hey Pat, why are people picking on you? Could it be due to the way you act all the time and the awful things you say?

Mommy Raven Voice: Tell him how special of a boy you are Patrick. You're such a special boy. You never do anything wrong, you've never lied. You're fit and handsome and the smartest boy in every room. Tell this big mean man questioning you that you're only being picked on for being so special and other people hate you for it. They only bully mommy's special boy because they're mean and awful and sociopaths and in a cult. Only people with nothing in their lives could be so mean to hate mommy's special boy. Tell them. And if they don't listen they are in the cult and sociopaths too. We'll deal with them, won't we Patrick? Tell them all.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
The security cam footage is so crazy to me. It's unmistakably him. He has such a distinct head and body shape there's no way it's anyone else. He did nothing to disguise himself or make it seem like it wasn't him but he was so confident that everyone in the world is as stupid as he is that he volunteered it as evidence. Same with that voicemail he left himself where he didn't even attempt to change his voice at all, he just threatened himself with a cartoon supervillain cadence.
The shape is unmistakenly him, but what sealed the deal for me was when he did not flinch when the lights came on
 

Josef Kuminski

кормить бабушку
He has an internal mommy voice where his conscience should be.

Hey Pat, why are people picking on you? Could it be due to the way you act all the time and the awful things you say?

Mommy Raven Voice: Tell him how special of a boy you are Patrick. You're such a special boy. You never do anything wrong, you've never lied. You're fit and handsome and the smartest boy in every room. Tell this big mean man questioning you that you're only being picked on for being so special and other people hate you for it. They only bully mommy's special boy because they're mean and awful and sociopaths and in a cult. Only people with nothing in their lives could be so mean to hate mommy's special boy. Tell them. And if they don't listen they are in the cult and sociopaths too. We'll deal with them, won't we Patrick? Tell them all.
He has no conscience, he’s a legit sociopath.
 
I loved his excuse for why him - I mean, the “vandal” didn’t flinch when the motion camera light came on - he said it was because the “vandal” has been on his property hundreds of times but only did vandalism one time with dry erase marker.

That…makes no sense, Pat. That’s not even close to believable yet he will claim it’s 100% fact and he has never lied and is best known for always telling the truth - according to him.
My favorite part is “The vandal does not have a flashlight.. it is a penlight!”
 
Why didn't this intelligent man whose IQ has always been historically pegged in the high 130s / low 140s at least wear a baseball cap in the erasable marker footage? Does he not realize how distinctive his Frankenstein's Monster head shape is?
After being outed he made sure to wear multiple layers of clothes and cover his face for his daring daytime murder of Bernie Trammel
 
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