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[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Found some nice shoes for Nikki.
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Did you get these just outside Portage?

 

[EraGodless]

Pat changing the story again and leaving A LOT out - also funny he didn’t correct the record after being called a no-name author
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“If we were famous they would already been in prison”

Is this his angle for Media Tour Part 2? “I’m a no-name and not getting Justice because I’m not famous!”

What happened to his many claims of being famous, selling “tens of thousands” of books and making well over 6 figures a year because he was such a big deal writer? Whenever we showed his awful sales he would claim it “wasn’t even close” to his real sales numbers which were large numbers according to him. So now he’s going with “I’m just a nobody” - can’t have it both ways, piggy.

Patrick is painting with a pretty wide brush. I guess I'm a white supremacist now-

 

[DominusOdium]

Pat changing the story again and leaving A LOT out - also funny he didn’t correct the record after being called a no-name author
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“If we were famous they would already been in prison”

There's... Hundreds of tweets where he talks about how famous, important, influential and successful he is. How he's big in the stand-up scene. How he's a six figure author. How he gets paid handsomely for his opinions. How his tweets make a difference in politics. How he has 50k followers and using his uh "huge" following to shame people and disregard their opinions. He's often and regularly stated how he's an important and famous public figure and political trend setter who makes bank on his intellect. He is making deals in Hollywood and selling screenplays and a very serious science expert on Aliens: Bisexuality in Space.

Except when he's on the local news looking like he's never drank water before. Then he's a midlist nobody victim who is just like you so you should pity him and how he got randomly targeted by terrorists by no fault of his own and he can't figure out why poor little him gets picked on for 7 years when he's just a nobody nice guy.

 

[CompoundBasement]

There's... Hundreds of tweets where he talks about how famous, important, influential and successful he is. How he's big in the stand-up scene. How he's a six figure author. How he gets paid handsomely for his opinions. How his tweets make a difference in politics. How he has 50k followers and using his uh "huge" following to shame people and disregard their opinions. He's often and regularly stated how he's an important and famous public figure and political trend setter who makes bank on his intellect. He is making deals in Hollywood and selling screenplays and a very serious science expert on Aliens: Bisexuality in Space.

Except when he's on the local news looking like he's never drank water before. Then he's a midlist nobody victim who is just like you so you should pity him and how he got randomly targeted by terrorists by no fault of his own and he can't figure out why poor little him gets picked on for 7 years when he's just a nobody nice guy.

He really does drink like a fucking retard. Every time he takes a drink on camera it's like watching a cartoon bullfrog mimicking human behavior.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

He really does drink like a fucking retard. Every time he takes a drink on camera it's like watching a cartoon bullfrog mimicking human behavior.

Like he's chugging a beer

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

All of his lies make sense if you assume he stopped developing mentally in his early teens. Everything he says has the veracity of “I have a girlfriend who goes to another school. You wouldn’t know her.”

It's like he's in Weird Science, but instead of making Pat look cool, she's just trying to make him look like a delusional loser

 

[Muppet Mouth Marion]

He really does drink like a fucking retard. Every time he takes a drink on camera it's like watching a cartoon bullfrog mimicking human behavior.

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[Muppet Mouth Marion]

He really does drink like a fucking retard. Every time he takes a drink on camera it's like watching a cartoon bullfrog mimicking human behavior.

 

[nasty twp]

He is making deals in Hollywood and selling screenplays and a very serious science expert on Aliens: Bisexuality in Space.

Does anyone know how his novels are structured? Does he? Aren't they just cribbed from filler episodes of Trek?