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[Bernard]

Nobody here has EVER bragged about swatting you, you fucking fatass lying sack of shit. You will never produce a shred of evidence of this. Because it never happened, and you are lying. Every single time you have ever been asked for evidence that we are responsible, your only response has been some variations of "Well duh.... ITS THEM!!!"

All available evidence points to you ordering the swats to your own house. And you are a piece of shit who commits crimes against yourself in order to blame us.

 

[SpaceEdge]

"I have never been on ona"
His username was squirtingcarol wasn't it?

'neither have my supporters "
Jackie Sighn, Seth Simons and Eric Hildeman have had accounts here

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Why didn't this intelligent man whose IQ has always been historically pegged in the high 130s / low 140s at least wear a baseball cap in the erasable marker footage? Does he not realize how distinctive his Frankenstein's Monster head shape is?

 

[Bernard]

"I have never been on ona"
His username was squirtingcarol wasn't it?

'neither have my supporters "
Jackie Sighn, Seth Simons and Eric Hildeman have had accounts here

It was @stealthypussy

Wow so realistic. He sounds just like us! Hey Pat you fucking suck at dialog. KYS (this is a suicide demand)

 

[Bernard]

Why didn't this intelligent man whose IQ has always been historically pegged in the high 130s / low 140s at least wear a baseball cap in the erasable marker footage? Does he not realize how distinctive his Frankenstein's Monster head shape is?

People with 140 IQs don't need to think through their plans. Whatever pops into their toaster heads is gold - no need for reconsiderations or second opinions.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

"I have never been on ona"
His username was squirtingcarol wasn't it?

'neither have my supporters "
Jackie Sighn, Seth Simons and Eric Hildeman have had accounts here

Eric Hildeman only got rid of his account here because seeing his sisters used up pussy ruined his memories of shoving pennies in it when she was 8.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

pegged in the

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Eric Hildeman only got rid of his account here because seeing his sisters used up pussy ruined his memories of shoving pennies in it when she was 8.

Imagine seeing your head flying out of your sister's filthy cunt. Eric is a sad (or sick) guy!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Why didn't this intelligent man whose IQ has always been historically pegged in the high 130s / low 140s at least wear a baseball cap in the erasable marker footage? Does he not realize how distinctive his Frankenstein's Monster head shape is?

The idea of Frat Pat with his backwards ball cap appearing in that vid cracks me up. As though it wasn't obviously him enough already. He shoulda worn one of those Groucho Marx nose and mustache disguises

 

[Udders]

It was @stealthypussy

Wow so realistic. He sounds just like us! Hey Pat you fucking suck at dialog. KYS (this is a suicide demand)

In the Apostlegate emails, squirtingcarol was one of their accounts, whether it was Pat or Resto or whomever. I don't know if it ever posted. Stealthypussy was what Pat used to fat flag himself, as seen there.

And I love that toaster head picture. Open and shut case right there.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

So he used squirting Carol a reference to Joe Cumia to blend in on a site solely dedicated to harassing him? That seems strange.

 

[Diaper WOOD]

So he used squirting Carol a reference to Joe Cumia to blend in on a site solely dedicated to harassing him? That seems strange.

The account was given to him by a cyber stlaker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The security cam footage is so crazy to me. It's unmistakably him. He has such a distinct head and body shape there's no way it's anyone else. He did nothing to disguise himself or make it seem like it wasn't him but he was so confident that everyone in the world is as stupid as he is that he volunteered it as evidence. Same with that voicemail he left himself where he didn't even attempt to change his voice at all, he just threatened himself with a cartoon supervillain cadence.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The security cam footage is so crazy to me. It's unmistakably him. He has such a distinct head and body shape there's no way it's anyone else. He did nothing to disguise himself or make it seem like it wasn't him but he was so confident that everyone in the world is as stupid as he is that he volunteered it as evidence. Same with that voicemail he left himself where he didn't even attempt to change his voice at all, he just threatened himself with a cartoon supervillain cadence.

I loved his excuse for why him - I mean, the “vandal” didn’t flinch when the motion camera light came on - he said it was because the “vandal” has been on his property hundreds of times but only did vandalism one time with dry erase marker.

That…makes no sense, Pat. That’s not even close to believable yet he will claim it’s 100% fact and he has never lied and is best known for always telling the truth - according to him.

 

[TheRealColinQuinn]

It was @stealthypussy

Wow so realistic. He sounds just like us! Hey Pat you fucking suck at dialog. KYS (this is a suicide demand)

Literally the tone of a shitty AI, just like his awful books. Have we undeniably confirmed that he's not some sort of fat robot?

 

[DominusOdium]

Nobody here has EVER bragged about swatting you, you fucking fatass lying sack of shit. You will never produce a shred of evidence of this. Because it never happened, and you are lying. Every single time you have ever been asked for evidence that we are responsible, your only response has been some variations of "Well duh.... ITS THEM!!!"

All available evidence points to you ordering the swats to your own house. And you are a piece of shit who commits crimes against yourself in order to blame us.

Every. Single. Post. About the swaTTings has been either he did it, some faggot kiwi did, Jackie and he did it together or some variety thereof.

All of them. Find a single post where someone here claimed credit for any of them and post it, Patrick. You're here every day reading so do it.

All anyone here has ever done is denounce it as helping Patrick and threatening to ban, dox or go after whoever did it for trying to fuck us over with that shit.

 

[Honey Badger]

He’s got a funny definition of “confessing”

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He says we've bragged about SWATting him, yet if he's never been here, and his friends haven't been here, then how would he or they know?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I loved his excuse for why him - I mean, the “vandal” didn’t flinch when the motion camera light came on - he said it was because the “vandal” has been on his property hundreds of times but only did vandalism one time with dry erase marker.

That…makes no sense, Pat. That’s not even close to believable yet he will claim it’s 100% fact and he has never lied and is best known for always telling the truth - according to him.

All of his lies make sense if you assume he stopped developing mentally in his early teens. Everything he says has the veracity of “I have a girlfriend who goes to another school. You wouldn’t know her.”