Chris Chan is overrated as fuck as a lolcow

[Stlaker Child]

I mostly feel bad for Chris Chan because he's severely autistic and mentally ill, but at the same time if this whole Pat saga ended with him fucking Mama Raven it would be one hell of a capstone.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I must have missed that bit with the retarded bastard. Between him, David, Big A and Twitchels I got sick of the fucking mong show fast

Big Aaaaaaaaaaaaa was the coolest daddio, disgusting jew as he is. The other three kikes - zyklon.

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

I love how this was posted a week before he fucked his mom,.

 

[guest]

He isn't that entertaining compared to other lolcows, though he is pretty much one of the first lolcows to exist before lolcows became a thing. In other words he is a pioneer so to speak.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I love how this was posted a week before he fucked his mom,.

It was posted after the mother fucking, my sweet summer sausage child.

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Chris Chan is more interesting. You guys seem to leave out a lot of things in your memory. OnA talked about him years ago when trolls releases the video of him talking about drinking his own cum. The autistics idea that’s people with aspergers are stealing the spotlight from autistics, then making a whole comic series called “asperchu” to piss him off is hilarious. All of the shit they’ve gotten on him and caught him doing over the years makes any of our cows look like calves. Joe will always be my favorite but he’s pretty much done. There may be a resurrection but I doubt it. The OnA universe is too far into obscurity at this point to get anything. Pat is easy to hate but that’s really it. Some great parody songs, short stories (I’ve written a few myself), Twitter accounts for what? Him to autistically respond with the near same response every time? We haven’t gotten him to do anything absurd other then sue the internet really and that’s a slow moving process as we’ve seen. There’s the phone calls but those don’t reveal a lot. The reality is he’s just an easily hateable special boy who will respond to retarded shit online. There’s no cat fishing, no admitting to debauchery, no getting into a month long feud over who’s the real Patrick S Tomlinson with videos and competitions to prove it, etc etc. Just a fat retard larping as the worlds smartest man from a mediocre bar in Milwaukee (there’s thousands of them in WI). That’s it.

 

[Mustard]

Admittedly I haven't watched all 50+ hours of his life story but I've learned a lot more about him since the whole mother fucking thing broke and I gotta say - he's really not that entertaining. I don't know why the internet has such a hard on for him.

So he made some shitty comics and then allowed the trolls to rile him up? Yes the burning his house down and fucking his own dementia ridden mother is about as extreme as it gets but his whole story is just more depressing than funny to me.

Compare him to one of our treasured lolcows, who provide instant loffs. Just one read through of Patty's KF thread provides you with many solid laughs and gives you everything you need to know about what a maniac he is right in one convenient post.

Then there's Joe's legendary People's Court appearance. You wouldn't even need any background to find that entertaining and conclude that Joe is one of the dumbest men in America.

Thoughts?

I agree. Don't care if he fucked his mother and became a tranny. He's a boring freak. There's thousands of those I see walking around my city everyday. If that consitutes a great lolcow then every freak at Gencon should have their own kf page or whatever.

My favorite lolcows are the ones that think they're geniuses but are profoundly delusional and stupid. Patrick is a supreme example, I personally would inckude John David Ebert but no one cares about him except me and thirty other people scattered over the internet.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

My favorite lolcows are the ones that think they're geniuses but are profoundly delusional and stupid.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Chris is truly one of those “you had to be there” type of lolcows. Patrick is a lot like him in many ways. A slightly more functional lolcow.

Though I’d rather read Sonichu than Pat’s Tiny Tim in space tripe.

 

[Fuck]

Chris is a retarded guy that does retarded things. Trolls like to fuck with him, and he reacts in a retarded manner. That's not satisfying.

Fatrick is an arrogant piece of work that says arrogant shit. Trolls knock him off of his high horse all the time, and he has no choice but to seethe. That's satisfying.

 

[johnnynoname]

I will resound PPP’s statement they “Chaggot” should be a Chris Chan level cow

 

[LiberalPussy]

Chris is a retarded guy that does retarded things. Trolls like to fuck with him, and he reacts in a retarded manner. That's not satisfying.

Fatrick is an arrogant piece of work that says arrogant shit. Trolls knock him off of his high horse all the time, and he has no choice but to seethe. That's satisfying.

Eh this sounds too much like a “we should only troll people who deserve it, guise!” type of thinking. Fuck that. Fucking with Chris was hilarious back in the day. Chris Chan was one of those people who were put on this Earth to be bullied and fucked with.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Chris is truly one of those “you had to be there” type of lolcows. Patrick is a lot like him in many ways. A slightly more functional lolcow.

Though I’d rather read Sonichu than Pat’s Tiny Tim in space tripe.

I'd rather punch Fatrick.

 

[Brooke Shields]

WWAW bringing back posts from 4 years ago and acting like they were made just last week?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

WWAW bringing back posts from 4 years ago and acting like they were made just last week?

Hello - based department?

 

[Phish]

I will resound PPP’s statement they “Chaggot” should be a Chris Chan level cow

I demand more chaggot content. Especially involving his dad

 

[Phish]

I agree. Don't care if he fucked his mother and became a tranny. He's a boring freak. There's thousands of those I see walking around my city everyday. If that consitutes a great lolcow then every freak at Gencon should have their own kf page or whatever.

My favorite lolcows are the ones that think they're geniuses but are profoundly delusional and stupid. Patrick is a supreme example, I personally would inckude John David Ebert but no one cares about him except me and thirty other people scattered over the internet.

KingCobraJFS?

King of all Cows. Slow burn. But the brightest burn

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

WWAW bringing back posts from 4 years ago and acting like they were made just last week?

Should be a bannable offense

 

[Turk February]

I'm sorry @HotDogJoe but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The term "lolcow" was invented to describe Chris Chan. I'm guessing you're a younger guy but god is that fucking dumb.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I'm sorry @HotDogJoe but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The term "lolcow" was invented to describe Chris Chan. I'm guessing you're a younger guy but god is that fucking dumb.

The term predates Chris Chan. Ever heard of David Gonterman? Dax Flame? Basically proto CWCs.