Choose your own Vigoda Adventure

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, this thread should've been "Choose Your Own Abeventure". I'm a fucking fool.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Lmao I hate competent women. It's unladylike. It's way more forgivable if they're ugly as fuck. They're still annoying women who think they should be running everything after two days and you can absolutely still make them cry, but I've had a few very blue collar jobs where there's some superstar dyke or unreasonably hot horse girl who works as hard and sometimes better than most of the guys and everyone sucks their little lady dicks for it. I think there's more young girls into hunting than boys these days too by the way my friends' kids make it sound.

I bet there's more lady lumberjack competitors than lady lumberjacks. They should have to compete against men because it's a real-world job, not just a sport.

 

[UnPRePared]

You ever catch a lumberjack competition, Abe? Oh sorry they don't have any in FAGGOT Ontario

You sure about that?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

You sure about that?

The big national competitions aren't hosting events there, though. Closest is Quebec. Otherwise it's a maritime/BC thing.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Stop being a faggot. Grab your fishing gear and a case of beer. Let what happens happen.

 

[BUBBLER]

Just tell your mom to make fish from the can

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just tell your mom to make fish from the can

I'll fucking KILL YOU (I won't)

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Fuck Fish" much like the network said back in 78, huh?

 

[guest]

Lmao I hate competent women. It's unladylike. It's way more forgivable if they're ugly as fuck. They're still annoying women who think they should be running everything after two days and you can absolutely still make them cry, but I've had a few very blue collar jobs where there's some superstar dyke or unreasonably hot horse girl who works as hard and sometimes better than most of the guys and everyone sucks their little lady dicks for it. I think there's more young girls into hunting than boys these days too by the way my friends' kids make it sound.

Remember my Zellers diner job? There was this hateable, competent waitress who was hired after me...One time I had to clean the milkshake stand. Without being tasked with it (and like I said, having less seniority in the water/waitressing hierarchy than myself) she decided "I dont wipe good enough" so she double checked and made sure I was there to see. I just lost it and said: "If you're so vigilant you would have avoided the burn that left 3rd degree scars on your hand you ugly bitch".

 

[ThePhantomOfFrankKuiack]

Someone say fishin'? Reckon I done more fishin' than most. Done my share of drinkin' too. Never cried about it bein' too cold out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Someone say fishin'? Reckon I done more fishin' than most. Done my share of drinkin' too. Never cried about it bein' too cold out.

You're my hero, Mr. Kuiack.

Frank here had a dykey competent female protégé. She apparently took over guiding for him. There's a great documentary called The Last Guide that follows him right before he died and you see her screw up a lot and argue with a man who spent his whole life guiding about how to do certain things.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

My son, go forth and harvest.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Idk, Abe. I picture you getting into a river fight with a bunch of teens then stabbing a few of them, like that one guy in Kansas or Kentucky.