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@ChicopeeChip this weekend

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Yes. unreal it was 4.28/gal in Michigan. So about $5.95 USD a gallon in Ontario with exchange rate factored. Around 40% more for Ontario and the sick retarded CBSA guard who didn't understand their own rules kept telling me my positive test, which was actually my daughter's that I used as mine to negate the need for entry testing was not sufficient and I needed a negative test. My 2 sons had their tests from Friday and I had a positive from March 27th which is supposedly good for 6 months, but he insisted it wasn't. He kept saying just get vaccinated and I kept saying well that's never happening, then he told me about my body language because my arms were crossed and I said, sure I'm pissed they're paying you and you don't even know the fucking worthless rules they have you enforcing. I also said "when your heart explodes in 3 years I'll be laughing" and that you're telling me to get one without a medical degree to just comply, because it doesn't stop transmission for a virus that didn't harm me, why would I do that? He never asked about what I was bringing in told me, "I'm done with you" and slammed his window shot lol. His name was Fitzpatrick and he was definitely Francophone and an asshole at the Sarnia port of entry. Worst one in 2 plus years since I've been pissing on their covid rules. My oldest son didn't record and should have know to, but in fairness was worried lol.
Hey, it happened, what else can I do, I don't have a podcast to share the story on lol. There's a real world burning down outside of here and it sucks. I need an editing class.
 

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It was White Castles, fucking fool, you guys can't be helped, as if we'd eat McDonald's for shitty fast food.
"Sir, I understand your concerns about income tax but there are customers behind you."

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Yes. unreal it was 4.28/gal in Michigan. So about $5.95 USD a gallon in Ontario with exchange rate factored. Around 40% more for Ontario and the sick retarded CBSA guard who didn't understand their own rules kept telling me my positive test, which was actually my daughter's that I used as mine to negate the need for entry testing was not sufficient and I needed a negative test. My 2 sons had their tests from Friday and I had a positive from March 27th which is supposedly good for 6 months, but he insisted it wasn't. He kept saying just get vaccinated and I kept saying well that's never happening, then he told me about my body language because my arms were crossed and I said, sure I'm pissed they're paying you and you don't even know the fucking worthless rules they have you enforcing. I also said "when your heart explodes in 3 years I'll be laughing" and that you're telling me to get one without a medical degree to just comply, because it doesn't stop transmission for a virus that didn't harm me, why would I do that? He never asked about what I was bringing in told me, "I'm done with you" and slammed his window shot lol. His name was Fitzpatrick and he was definitely Francophone and an asshole at the Sarnia port of entry. Worst one in 2 plus years since I've been pissing on their covid rules. My oldest son didn't record and should have know to, but in fairness was worried lol
 
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"Sir, I understand your concerns about income tax but there are customers behind you."

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Not even close, he was literally demanding I comply to be able to go to "my summer pad", nice name for it from stupid civil servant drunk on his own power addressing a man of my wealth, fame, and NPS power. I'm calling Fidel Jr. later and making sure that faggot get's posted to the Iqaluit airport.
 

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Not even close, he was literally demanding I comply to be able to go to "my summer pad", nice name for it from stupid civil servant drunk on his own power addressing a man of my wealth, fame, and NPS power. I'm calling Fidel Jr. later and making sure that faggot get's posted to the Iqaluit airport.
 

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that's so sad honestly. women have fought so hard and come so far. as someone who's been in a domestic violence situation, i can't imagine just submitting to a man it feels too vulnerable. i come from one of those crazy religions where women cover their heads and wear long skirts and are considered unclean, and i distanced myself very far from it because of the abuse i experienced. there's just no reason to live that way. think more highly of yourself.

that’s a result of the two thousand year long war on women by the church, to discredit Mary, wife of Jesus, who tried to continue his dynasty of liberty, freedom, piety and equality - all values anathema to Christianity and the church.

Jesus had a family, a bloodline, it’s all verifiable and recorded, to cover it up the church started the long game of making everyone forget that, to push their bullshit. It became a vendetta against women, and eventually led to women being called sorcerers and murdered for being witches. The church is fucking gay.
 
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Isn't White Castle even trashier than McDonald's? I would eat both in a clogged heartbeat but still.
Yes and no, White Castle's are unique and very North Jersey 4 AM food, McDonalds is like a nigger lunch and dinner staple. I still get White Castle's 3-4 times a year, but McDonalds I don't ever eat anything from there but their salads which are shitty too, If I get burgers I prefer diners, with the exception of the WC every few months.
 

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that’s a result of the two thousand year long war on women by the church, to discredit Mary, wife of Jesus, who tried to continue his dynasty of liberty, freedom, piety and equality - all values anathema to Christianity and the church.

Jesus had a family, a bloodline, it’s all verifiable and recorded, to cover it up the church started the long game of making everyone forget that, to push their bullshit. It became a vendetta against women, and eventually led to women being called sorcerers and murdered for being witches. The church is fucking gay.

Tell us more Dan Brown
 
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Dan stole a bunch of shit from Gardner, but made it broad and gay for idiots. I assume anyway, I’ve never read any but I’ve been told the above is accurate.
Anything popular is probably inaccurate. Real truths have to be obscure and hidden away, it's just how things are in this realm.
 

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Anything popular is probably inaccurate. Real truths have to be obscure and hidden away, it's just how things are in this realm.

Yeah, no doubt. I like Gardner because he sticks to the records and doesn’t infer too much personally. I’m sure it’s still a glimpse at the truth, at best.
 

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Anything popular is probably inaccurate. Real truths have to be obscure and hidden away, it's just how things are in this realm.
You fawkin’ Holee Shit’d me, bitch? What’s your fawkin’ problem!
 

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Yeah, no doubt. I like Gardner because he sticks to the records and doesn’t infer too much personally. I’m sure it’s still a glimpse at the truth, at best.
I’ll check out the video. The Dan Brown books honestly are not that bad if you go fawkin’ deep with the Catholicism/Christianity. As a historical text, probably not great, but as a beach read it’s PFG.
 

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I’ll check out the video. The Dan Brown books honestly are not that bad if you go fawkin’ deep with the Catholicism/Christianity. As a historical text, probably not great, but as a beach read it’s PFG.

I’ve never read them so I dunno, they probably are entertaining. I know he basically stole all of Gardners research and put them into commercial novels, though.
 
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