Chicken coop upgrades and vertical vs horizontal

[DMbA]

This cunt needs this thing to be as automated as possible yet she has 3 kids which is just free farm labor. Those little retards are going to be useless as fuck.

You can't just leave the birds in there 24/7, cunt. You also need a pond if you're gonna have ducks, cunt.

Yeah I remember my uncle used to have birds and it was my cousin's duty to close the door every night. Wtf is she even doing

 

[Harry Powell]

My dad had a ton of chickens for a while and somehow some ducks wound up living in there with them, they would just go swim and shit in the big water trough for the cows.

Maybe she’s got an inflatable pool in the yard year round. The kids can splash around in the poultry and fowl shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah I remember my uncle used to have birds and it was my cousin's duty to close the door every night. Wtf is she even doing

Even if she doesn't have a fenced yard, they eventually know to stay off the road and you don't really have to round them up. They want to go home, basically all you have to do is feed and water them and open and close the doors. Dumbass wants this to be a stream of passive income. "We're gonna sell eggs to all of Wisconsin and we never had to lift a finger! The birds did all the work and I repaid them by locking them in an automated bird prison for their entire lives!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How many dogs do you think this retarded bitch has had and gotten rid of in under 3 years in her lifetime? People like her will take any free dog and turn around and sell it for $50 to literally anybody the second they get sick of it.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

How many dogs do you think this retarded bitch has had and gotten rid of in under 3 years in her lifetime? People like her will take any free dog and turn around and sell it for $50 to literally anybody the second they get sick of it.

How many do you think she's fucked?

 

[Steve Ramone]

She couldn't get chickens when she was married with Pat because of his chicken fucking incident in his teen years

Grandpa Tommy would tear them to pieces with his bare hands after trying desperately to suck their penises, only to be told they were female.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How many do you think she's fucked?

At least one. I bet it was Joeberg's idea too.

 

[Stent]

I give it three months before there's a mangled chicken coop for a porch pickup, just outside of Portage.