He's going to nick his tail!
Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "I was inspired before a run.… "
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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It still blows my mind that this loser claims to be a self defense instructor. He has literally never had an ounce of muscle tone. He doesn’t even have those jacked fat guy claves that heavy dudes sometimes get
It's weird - he's talking about barrel-chested guys like Jorge Sprave, but I have a horrible feeling he means himself.
This shit is hilarious. Patrick, put up a video of you doing literally any compound lift. Let’s see it
Edit: it’s honestly a Betsy Resto level of reverse body dysmorphia
If he is talking about BMI doctors only reject it if you are ripped not rippled.
"Please, child. As our guest, you have your choice of plastic lightsaber chopsticks, or a knife that I've held in place with my buttcheeks, which I can prove, child."
Ahh Pajama boy Pat pimplyback at it again, love the authenticity of the shit stained shorts.
After hearing this the next morning at work a guy had his boom playing and this song came on and I started howwwwwwling I almost spilled my road soda.
After hearing this the next morning at work a guy had his boom playing and this song came on and I started howwwwwwling I almost spilled my road soda.
Guarantee he'd try to use the Smith machine
If you’re 6’9” 320 pounds and it’s muscle then no doctor is gonna poo poo your bmi. If you’re 5’9” 260lbs like Patrick without a hint of muscle then you’re getting a lecture.
Fatrick’s body is softer than a hetero male’s dick at the sight of Lena Dunham porn.
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Ahh Pajama boy Pat pimplyback at it again, love the authenticity of the shit stained shorts.
An astute observer would note that there is not one trace of muscle on Rick's back. For a person who supposedly needs heavy weights, there is no sign he deadlifts or rows or pulldowns. No lat definition at all. Zero traps.
Edit: I forgot to add but from the photo shown, while there is no muscle definition he does appear to be quite portly.
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I think my favorite part is Josiah saying "wrong" just before Fatso says "shut." He reminds me of Trump in the 2016 debates
We all know he listened to this since he got it removed. How could you possibly not laugh at this? How could you not have some little bit of self-awareness force it’s way in?