Chef Blobby Flay

[Slackjawed Cow]

Cant forget this gem

 

[peckafacce]

Cant forget this gem

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This is his only plate, isnt it?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is his only plate, isnt it?

Na, he also has a blue one that you can see in the pic of the strawberry jelly tube

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Gordon Hamsey

Porco Pierre White

Julia Child, child.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

This is fantastic - 2 observations just in the first pic

1. Nice dollar store dish soap, stupid
2. Nice dishwasher on wheels, stupid

EW he's got a portable dishwasher like some filthy European

 

[Guyincognito]

Holy shit! I feel star struck. The tagine made a cameo:

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Guess who is getting 3 month old lava hot jelly for xmas

 

[Meownaw]

Holy shit! I feel star struck. The tagine made a cameo:

It probably never leaves that shit encrusted stovetop.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Holy shit! I feel star struck. The tagine made a cameo:

Think it still has the cat hair on it from last august?

 

[Guyincognito]

Think it still has the cat hair on it from last august?

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Definitely. As @Minaw mentioned above, it certainly hasn’t moved from that spot since then. Imagine leaving a giant piece of shit like that to take up so much prized stove top space

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Cant forget this gem

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I can't imagine how much Koreans and other east Asians would hate this fat idiot for calling gochujang "spicy strawberry jelly". I'm white and it's pissing me off.

It's chili paste, you fucking idiot. It's not some exotic thing you discovered that you need to (poorly and fatly) explain to us.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Definitely. As @Minaw mentioned above, it certainly hasn’t moved from that spot since then. Imagine leaving a giant piece of shit like that to take up so much prized stove top space

We have seen how little storage space in that kitchen. I also think they leave it out so it makes them look more "worldly" among the other midwest rubes that have never seen one.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Bobby Flab

 

[guest]

he’s like a child and needs very sweet drinks so it’s whisky sour and rum and cokes.

He was pounding Mai Tai's for a while there during the pandemic.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

His whole “from the garden” is Fatty’s way of trying to prove how homespun, resourceful and organic he is. He’s desperately trolling for any type of Twitter dopamine feedback.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milwaukee

 

[guest]

Why does he have a jew nose now?

 

[Boogs]

Think it still has the cat hair on it from last august?

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In the original tweet about the tagine he said they got it from ”a friend.” Then he admits it was from his mother-in-law. Pat has so few friends he considers his mother-in-law his friend.

 

[Nana's stent]

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He's got the soft, effeminate face of a homosexual. He's got the gay eyes.

I bet pat wants to suck a dick so bad, but just can't work up the courage to face that. Imagine what a happy faggot he'd be, just blowing dudes two at a time. He'd be the belle of the ball, just sloppily eating dong like a hungry girl.

A face that needs acid thrown at it

 

[EraGodless]

Dumb shit

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Steam room is one of the dumbest things you can go into if you have high blood pressure.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

In the original tweet about the tagine he said they got it from ”a friend.” Then he admits it was from his mother-in-law. Pat has so few friends he considers his mother-in-law his friend.