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As funny as it would be for Vos to be a far right anti-Arab racist, someone gave him that shirt and he is too dumb to know what it means.
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As funny as it would be for Vos to be a far right anti-Arab racist, someone gave him that shirt and he is too dumb to know what it means.
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The extreme overcompensating for being 4'5" tall by obsessively shooting up steroids is bizarre. Another midget who's knees are only 6" off the ground and that's with shoes on.
Never again? What do ya call October 7th, stupid!
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"You wanna buy a synagogue... Door?!"
Looschen up, Hitler, wit da Kristallnacht.
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Here's da thing: Once referred to as a "rock with teeth".
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| English | Vos | Date |
|---|---|---|
| 3:10 to Yuma | 5:10 to Yumo | January 10, 2011 |
| A Clockwork Orange | Clockworth Orange | |
| A River Runs Through It | A River Run Throughs It | |
| Abercrombie | Abercrobie | March 30, 2010 |
| Adam Ferrara | Adam Fararo | |
| Addict | Attic | April 13, 2010 & October 11, 2013 |
| August: Osage County | August of Osage County | February 8, 2014 |
| Alcatraz | Alcatrash | April 26, 2010 |
| Allman Brothers | Almond Brothers | |
| Amazon.com | Amazot.com | |
| Ambulance | Ambalance | |
| Angelina Jolie | Angela Jolie | |
| Anxiety | Ang-ziety | January 10, 2011 |
| Archie Bunker | Archie Buncher | |
| Arguably | Argubly | January 30, 2013 |
| Arrogance | Arrogancy | September 14, 2012 |
| Ashton Kutcher | Asston Kushner | |
| Asparagus | Sparagus | |
| Astronomy | Astrology (debatable) | |
| Atlanta | Alana | |
| Attitude | Addatoot | October 11, 2010 |
| Auschwitz | Aahschwitz | |
| Bangladesh | Bongladesh | April 26, 2010 (among other dates) |
| Barack Obama | Oback | |
| Barbecue | Picnic | September 16, 2010 |
| Barbed wire | Bob Wire | |
| Baskin-Robbins | Basking Robins | |
| Bear in Livingston | Beer In Limmingston | |
| Benedict Arnold | Benadick Arnold | September 3, 2008 |
| Benicio Del Toro | Beneetcio Del Torio | |
| Bermuda Triangle | Bermuda Twiangle | March 6, 2014 |
| Bigger than Light | Bigger than Life | November 30, 2011 |
| Bill Clinton | Bill Cliton | September 14, 2012 |
| Bingo | Pingo | |
| Birth certificate | Bersertificate | |
| Black Friday | Black Monday | |
| Bluetooth | Blue Teeth | |
| Boa Constrictor | Bo Consthichler | |
| Board Op | Knob Dialer | |
| Boned | Boneded | |
| Bonobo chimps | Bonnaboo chimps | March 18, 2010 |
| The Borgias | The Borgees | August 17, 2012 |
| Bought | Boughten | |
| Brokerage | Bokerage | |
| Buford Pusser (from Walking Tall) | Buford Puffers | |
| Busy | Dizzy | |
| Buzz Aldrin | Buzz Armstrong | |
| Buzzard | Buzzart | |
| Calgary Road | Calvery Road | |
| Calogero (character from A Bronx Tale) | Caligula | |
| Carcass | Caucus | |
| Catchphrase | Cat Phrase | January 30, 2008 |
| Carlos Mencia | Mencina | |
| Cellulite | Sellalight | |
| Celtic Price | Boston Pride | August 17,2012 |
| Charlize Theron | Charlene Theron | |
| Chazz Palminteri | Chazz Palomeri | |
| Chaperone | Chapoarone | October 10, 2011 |
| Christina Aguilera | Christine Aguleria | |
| Cirque du Soleil | Circus Olay | |
| Cloak | Clope | |
| Coherent | Cohairant | June 25, 2010 |
| College Tip's | College Ship | |
| Come here | Cohere | April 13, 2010 |
| Completely | Competely | August 27, 2010 |
| Contraction (the reverse of expansion) | Detraction | |
| Cosby Show | Cawsby Show | September 16, 2010 |
| Craps table | Crap table | August 27, 2010 |
| Diamond District | Dime District | September 16, 2010 |
| DVD | DDD | |
| David Duchovny | David Ducoveny | |
| Decision | Dechisin | |
| Dingo | Dingdo | |
| Dinner and a Movie | Soup and a Sandwich | |
| Discharge | Diskcharge | |
| Discus | Diskit | January 28, 2005 |
| District | Distric | |
| Divorce Decree | Divorce Degree | |
| Doctor's Office | Doctor Offices | |
| Don Cheadle | Don Che-A-Del (the 'a' is silent) | |
| Donkey | Dunky | |
| Dumb | Stumb | |
| Edmonton | Emmintun | |
| East Bound And Down | East Bound Down | November 5, 2010 |
| Energize | En-urge | November 26, 2013 |
| Entree | Entry | |
| E-Rock | Eeroy | January 31, 2011 |
| Escalator | Excalator | |
| Especially | Ecspecially | July 16, 2010 (Bob Kelly's podcast) |
| Eurythmics | Arithmetics | |
| Exercise | Ekercise | |
| FaceTime | FacePhone | |
| Faux pas | Paux fas | May 20, 2009 |
| FIOS | FI-us | April 26, 2010 |
| Firewire | Hotwires | April 13, 2010 |
| "Flew the coop" | "Floop the coop" | January 20, 2011 |
| Flying off the shelves | Flying off the table | |
| From Dusk Til Dawn | Ducks Til Dawn | July 23, 2010 |
| Frugal and Frivolous | Frugalous | January 20, 2011 |
| Gargoyle | Gargyle | |
| Gazelle | Jizelle | June 25, 2010 |
| Gets in the way | Gettins away | June 1, 2010 |
| Giovanni Ribisi | Giovanni Burdicci | |
| Go Fish | Gold Fish | |
| Godzilla | Gonzilla | |
| Gonorrhea | Gondarhea | |
| "Great minds think alike." | "Great minds think a lot." | |
| Greg Kinnear | Greg Ginnear | |
| Greta Van Susteren | Greta Van Suskin | |
| Guantanamo Bay | Guanamo Bay | |
| Guatemala | Gualemala | |
| Halle Berry | Holly Berry | |
| Halter Top | Alter Top | |
| Hanna Barbera | Hanna Barbara | |
| Headphones | Headspeakers | |
| Headphones | Earspeakers | My Wife Hates Me podcast played December 13th, 2011 |
| Hemoglobin | Hemoglobem | |
| Here's the deal | Here's The Deer | |
| Heroes (the TV series) | Hero | |
| Homeland | Homlone | October 11, 2013 |
| Holocaust | Hoe-Loe-Cost | |
| Housing | Houcing (on Red Eye) | May 26, 2010 |
| Humor | Umor | |
| Hurry | Herry | August 27, 2010 |
| Hysterectomy | Histerecto-meal | |
| I'm a man's man | I'm a man, man | |
| "If you fall off the horse, you got to get right back on." | "If you fall off the ladder, you got to get right back on." | |
| In a coma | On a coma | July 23, 2010 |
| Inanimate | Inadamant | |
| Infuriate | Infurreate | May 15, 2014 |
| Insignificant | Igsinificant | |
| Insulation | Installation | |
| Intelligence quotient | Intellectual Quiz/Intellectual Quotation | |
| Interpreter | Interpretater | Jim Norton Show #4 |
| Jack LaLanne | Jack Alane | |
| Jägermeister | Jägermonster | |
| Jake Gyllenhaal | Jake Dillenworth | |
| Jake LaMotta | Jake Lamotto | |
| James Gandolfini | James Gadafellini | July 23, 2010 |
| Jesse Ventura | Jesse Vantora | |
| Jehova's Witness | Jehoba's Witness | March 8, 2006 |
| Jesus | Jeez | Rich's CD "I'm Killing Here" |
| Jingle Ball (radio station concert) | Jingle Bell, Jingle Balls | |
| John Cusack | John Coozock | |
| John Leguizamo | John Leggizamo | |
| John Malkovich | John Malkovitz | |
| Jovial | Jovul | |
| Julia Child | Julia Childs | |
| JV & Elvis | Elvis & Costello | |
| Kanye West | Conway West | |
| Karaoke | Kerokee | September 16, 2010 |
| Kareem Abdul Jabbar | Kareem Abdo Jabbar | November 7, 2013 |
| Kathy Bates | Kathleen Bates | January 31, 2011 |
| Kazzoo | Quizzo | August 18, 2012 |
| Kielbasa | Killbaso | |
| Knowledge | Knowledgable | October 10, 2011 |
| Kohl's (department store) | Colds | |
| Krugerrand | Koogerand | July 23, 2010 |
| Labia | Labeeuh | March 18, 2010 |
| Lambasted | Lambashed | |
| Laptop | Labtop | April 13, 2010 |
| Law & Order: SVU | Law & Order SUV | |
| Lean Cuisine | Lean Kazeene | |
| Legitimate | Legitamint | |
| Liam Neeson | Liam Nielsen, Liam Nelson | |
| Liberate | Liberize | |
| Library | Libary | |
| Light-skinned | Light-Skinded | |
| Little bit wrong | Little to wrong | March 30, 2010 |
| 'Lost in Translation' | 'Lost in Transation' | January 20. 2011 |
| Lovely | Flovely ("Next to Rosie, even Leona Helmsley looks flovely") | |
| The Maiden Heist | The My-den Heist | |
| Mardi Gras | Madri Grag/Marty Grass | |
| Material | Mateeral | September 3, 2008 |
| Matthew Broderick | Matthew Brodwick | |
| Matthew McConaughey | Matthew Mcconnoly | |
| Mavis Beacon | Mavis Beavis | |
| MGM Grand | MGM Gram | October 11, 2013 |
| Mike Birbiglia | Mike Birbiglio | |
| Minimal | Miminal | |
| Motel 6 | Hotel 6 | |
| Mount Rushmore | Mountain In Rushmore | |
| Multiple Sclerosis | Multiple Scerofis, Multiple Scerosis | November 5, 2010 (Multiple Scerosis) |
| Mush Mouth | Mush Mouse | |
| Netflix | Net Flick | |
| New Orleans | New Arleens | |
| Newark, NJ | Nork (according to Vos, the "W" is silent) | |
| Nicaragua | Nigger-Agua | |
| Nicorette gum | Niggerette Gum | |
| Nigro | Negro | |
| Oatmeal | Oatmail | |
| Obscure reference | Absurd Reference | |
| Opie & Anthony animals | Opie and animals | Fridays with Jim Breuer, November 5, 2010 |
| Panera Bread | Panero Bread | June 1, 2010 |
| Paparazzi | Pavarotti, Pavaratzi | |
| Paltalk | Paypal | |
| Parasailing | Powersailing | April 27, 2005 |
| Paul Bond | Joe Bond | June 25, 2010 |
| Peep booth | Beep booth | November 24, 2010 |
| Pele (soccer player) | Pay-A-Lay | |
| Pentagon | Pentagog | |
| Petering Out | Tetering Out | |
| Per capita | Per capital | November 21, 2011 |
| Pierce Brosnan | Pierce Bronson | |
| Pillow | Pellow | September 14, 2012 |
| Post traumatic | Post Dramatic | |
| Planet | Plantet | March 18, 2010 |
| Progeria | Progerio, Pojerria | June 25, 2010 (Pojerria) |
| Prom | Pron | October 10, 2011 |
| Province | Providence | July 16, 2010 (Bob Kelly's podcast) |
| Punch Line | Punk Chline | |
| Pup Tent | Pump Tent | September 16, 2010 |
| Quadriplegic | Quadrocollegic | |
| Rags to riches | Rags To Richer | |
| Rampant | Rapid | |
| Real | Weal | March 18, 2010 |
| Recognized | Reckanized | April 12, 2011 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Red Hot Chili Papers | June 26th, 2014 |
| Reeses | Reeseez | |
| Remote control | TV Thing | |
| Rent-a-Center | Rent-a-Furniture | April 26, 2010 |
| Reparations | Repramation | Jim Norton Show #4 |
| Revolve | Evolve | |
| Ricardo Montalban | Roberto Montalban | |
| Rich Vos | Rick Vos | |
| Ridiculed | Riddleculed | July 12, 2012 |
| Rob Schneider | Rob Snider | |
| Rob Zombie | Rom Zobbie | June 26, 2013 |
| Rocky Horror Picture Show | Rocky Picture Horror Show | |
| Rolls Royce | Rose Rice | |
| Ron and Fez | Ron and Flez | |
| Roy Scheider | Roy Scheidner | |
| Running Rampant | Running Rapid | Cleveland restaurant tour on O&A and Cleveland gig |
| Rupert Pupkin (Rich's comedic inspiration) | Rupert Pumpkin | |
| Salvador Dali | Salmador Dali | |
| San Quentin | San Qintin | |
| Scaffolding | Scafold/Scaple | |
| Schenectady, NY | Sknewectidty, NY | |
| Scone | Sclone | |
| Secede | Succeed | |
| Secretariat (the horse, and the source for Vos' new dental implants) | Secretarius | |
| Seinfeld | Seinfelt | |
| "She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world." | "She had the best pussy in town." | |
| Self-Explanatory | Explanatory | August 27, 2010 |
| Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock Home (He also thought he was a real person) | |
| Similar | Simular | |
| Simmer | Stimmer | |
| Sinéad O'Connor | Ginae O'Connor | |
| Skee-Ball | Skittle Ball | |
| Slide | Sliding Board | |
| Soap Star | Stope Star | |
| Souvlaki | Sivlakis | |
| Spring chicken | Spring Poultry | |
| Squeegee | Skreegee | |
| Star Trek | Star Track | |
| Star Wars | Store Wor | August 18, 2012 |
| Step Father | Step Husband | March 30, 2010 |
| Steve Buscemi | Steve Booshinny | |
| Steward | Stort | November 5, 2010 |
| Sticklers | Ticklers | January 20, 2011 |
| Stokely Carmichael | Stokey Carmichael | July 23, 2010 |
| The Stress Factory | The Stretch Factory | November 26, 2013 |
| Stylus | Stylist | May 20, 2009 |
| Supposedly | Supposevly | April 19, 2012 |
| Supreme Court Justice | Supreme Corm Justice | |
| Sushi | Shuchi | |
| Suzanne Somers | Suzanne Sumner | |
| Swastika | Swassika | |
| Taken | Tooken | June 25, 2010 |
| Terabyte | Tarabyte | April 26, 2010 |
| Terrestrial radio | Terreskular radio | |
| Thankful | Thankul | November 17, 2011 |
| The Frog from "Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse" | Froggie | |
| The Three Stooges | Three Stoogers | |
| Time Warner | Tom Warner | April 26, 2010 |
| Tortilla | Tortilia | |
| Toucher and Rich | Toucher and Tebow | April 26, 2010 |
| Traditional | Chadishinal (which he said while playing Lenny Bruce on American Dreams) | |
| Transition | Translation | April 30, 2009 |
| Traumatized | Traumanized | October 11, 2010 |
| Treadmill | Tredmail | |
| Truth | Shroof | |
| Tsunami | Tusami | |
| Tweets (info feeds, a la Twitter.com) | Twits | |
| Vagisil | Vagiseal | February 23, 2011 |
| Validator | Valitor | My Wife Hates me played on December 13, 2011 |
| V.D. Clinic | D.V. Clinic | |
| Venereal | Verial | |
| Ventriloquist | Vantriloquist | |
| Vince Vaughn | Vince Von | June 25, 2010 |
| The Virgin Mary | Mother Mary | |
| Wackbag | Lackbag | |
| Werewolf | Wayawolf | June 25, 2010 |
| Wesley Snipes | Wesley Sipes | |
| White Supremacist | White Superior | March 8, 2006 |
| Wikipedia | Wookapedia | May 20, 2009 |
| Wildebeest | Wilderbeast | |
| Wilkes-Barre (Pennsylvania) | Wilkes Borrough | |
| Wireless | Wileless | April 13, 2010 |
| Wolfgang Puck (famed chef) | Wolfman Puck | |
| Women's Lib | Women Libs | |
| Worcester (pronounced "Wooster") | Worster | |
| Written | Wroten | |
| X-Ray glasses | 3-D Glasses | |
| "You stunk then, and you stink now." | "You stink then, and you stink now." |
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On a recent Legion of Skanks, it was the producer's birthday and Big Jay had Aaron Berg (the steroid midget) give her a lapdance. She was completely fucking disgusted. He can get as jacked as he wants, he's 4'11". That's why he has a fat wife.
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What a stumb mush mouse he is
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Nice “mush mouse”, stupid.
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Did you read the Vos-cabulary?
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No no no that is comedian Aaron Berg.
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I can’t read.
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Hard to believe he used to suck dick for crack and buy hotdogs on credit.
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fucking based Vos
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Fuck Palestine. Fuck the illiterate desert rats. Fuck their children that they radicalize from birth. Fuck Muslims in general. Based Israel.
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Who let these kikes into the forums?
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Lying old kike
