So he's switching to fanfic
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I don't mean to be coarse but that is not good.
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Fatfucktion
He’s going to write a sequel to Bleak House by just describing his home.
It's just to tide people over while they're anxiously awaiting Herd Immunity
My favorite character is Lord Mayor Fonald Plump. Oooh I just hate that guy sooo much!
"Scrooge was dead, to begin with."
Patrick should just kill himself at this point.
Patrick should just kill himself at this point.
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That was hostile.
Make me a sandwich.
Louis CK voice: how dare you.
It's so painfully obvious that this is the shiftF7 approach to writing. He writes the word 'face' then hits the thesaurus to find a smarter sounding word - 'countenance'. But that's not really how the word is used.
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He was jealous of Paul's Hugo nomination for fanfic
When you’re passed out on the couch with the tv in you hear stuff and think you came up with it
Does he right click < thesaurus for every word? His sentences have terrible syntax
I felt fucking gaslit for a second there. I thought that no one would have misspelled Ebenezer, especially someone writing about him, so for a moment I thought I had been wrong all these years.
Turns out, no. Pat is just fat.
Turns out, no. Pat is just fat.
What's funny is that they're both sentence fragments, too. "Poor Jacob" has no verb attached to him and does nothing in this sentence. "Marley" is "among them [the Spirits]", but it's just "Poor Jacob". He should have written:
"Marley among them. As is poor Jacob, who blahblahblahdogshit..."
This is a first draft for sure, so it probably shouldn't be scrutinized to a New Criticism level, but it's dogshit all the same. Pure, contrived dreck.
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Honestly, I can't really tell the difference between his first drafts and his finished products. This dreck reads much like the snippets of his books that have been posted here. How do these get past an editor and published? I know his editor is apparently dyslexic but from a layman's perspective it doesn't "read" well, for lack of a better term. The guy who wrote the Bro Joe and Rick Christmas Carol probably spent 15 minutes on it and it's way better than this crap.
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