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Carolina Raper.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
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Carolina Reapers Go Ham
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Carolina Ham Jam
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I thought of Pat at work the other day, my coworker has chickens and is trying to unload her extra eggs. I jokingly suggested she sell them to some local restaurants and the entire break room had a laugh at how illegal and stupid it would be for restaurants to be using food they got from some random unlicensed customer.
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Wait what was the Teen Vogue lore? Pat wanted to write for them?
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Yes, child, he would've been the voice of a generation.
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Thanks to Fatrick’s high blood pressure meds his faucet no longer gets ham. Many such cases
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I hope he doesn't wash his hands & goes for a piss
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That won't affect him. He has to sit due to his faucet-phallus.
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I forget exactly how it happened but I guess someone was tweeting about how Teen Vogue were shitting on Trump when more serious news orgs weren't and Pat started promoting them for a while, eventually culminating in him publicly begging them for a job which obviously was completely ignored and he never mentioned it ever again.
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I did that once with chopped habaneros and thought I was going to puke. I am an idiot
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Nice job application, stupid. You had us at *guttural sound*.
It's unfortunate Teen Vogue never answered Rick's mating call. Seeing him write with a teenage girl audience in mind would be quite something.
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"Below average output" is also how Tor Books refers to his bibliography.
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That's a totally normal career goal for a heterosexual man.
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It could also be applied to Mama Raven's womb.