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Carol and I will make it down here (to South Carolina), somehow.

Knowing Joe he probably will tell her he refuses to give money to the libtards so she has to pay her way in college and how he didn’t go to college and turned out great. He’s made it clear that once she’s graduated him and Carol are OUTTA HERE!! (Of course with a lot of help money wise from Ant) so he doesn’t give a shit about her post education career.

Joe had a decade plus to take advantage of sub 1% interest rates and free handouts from Ant and he used it to cosplay as a professional poker player and rock star. He deserves no sympathy at all.

He could have worked in a guitar store and used his Anthony “residuals” to be very comfortably upper middle class by now. He’s thrown away winning lottery tickets in life again and again because he’s a lazy egomaniac.
 
I could see Anthony give him a choice - either he pays for Joe and Carol to move down / retire in SC or Layla’s college fund. Joe will tell Ant his daughter can pay for her OWN college because she has to learn about HARD WORK or something ridiculous so him and Carol can move down with “la famiglia”
If Ant cut him a check to pay off his mortgage today his 2nd stop after the bank would be AC so he can post pictures boasting about a weekend of poker to show his followers how rich of a cow he is and blow a few thousand. No chance the money would ever make it to his daughter if it were even intended for that reason.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Joe had a decade plus to take advantage of sub 1% interest rates and free handouts from Ant and he used it to cosplay as a professional poker player and rock star. He deserves no sympathy at all.

He could have worked in a guitar store and used his Anthony “residuals” to be very comfortably upper middle class by now. He’s thrown away winning lottery tickets in life again and again because he’s a lazy egomaniac.
He could have worked at a guitar store like Sam Ash part time which would have been better than nothing and he could have bought guitars / equipment with a store discount but his ego wouldn’t allow it. He had to LARP as a “professional musician” which didn’t pay shit from his shows here and there but was able to float since he had Ant’s money. Now it’s all coming clear he’s fucked - very little to no SS coming in and his “gigs” aren’t paying big since he can be replaced with an iTunes playlist. He’s now having to book as many gigs as he can at 65 and freaking out that people his age are winding down while he has to work until he drops dead.
 
His argument will likely come down to “come on Anth, I gave Ope the tape…”.

We ought to hear from Opie on this matter, since his name is always dragged into this.

Even though he’s acrimoniously estranged from Anthony, I reckon he’d still find this Joe grift risibly pathetic, and at least agree that the only ones who deserve what’s left of Anthony’s earnings are Ant himself, Missy (for her elderly care work), and Layla (for decency’s sake).


To add my sidebar, I do think Dani, Jill & Melissa ought to get a damages & reparations cut as well, if they hadn’t in the past. Probably isn’t enough in the kitty left for that, though.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I’m unfortunately dealing with the same entitled boomer mindset in my own family. I’m family, so I need to give them handouts indefinitely and they don’t even need to be grateful for it.
Same here, my parents are fine - they both worked hard and did very well in their lives money wise but the other boomers in my family of course didn’t save / invest / or even have a 401k - they just assumed it would all be taken care of by Social Security.

My Dad is already worried about my boomer cousin who retired around the time he did because he is dumb with money. He was married for about 30 years and his wife died about 2 years ago and he can’t be trusted to be responsible with money since his wife took care of that for 30 years. He’s already going to the casinos 1-2 times a week pumping money into the slot machines thinking he can win big and going to a local bar near his place where he buys everyone drinks / food because “they all like me there!”

My dad already had to sit him down twice to tell him to watch it but it goes in one ear and out the other. Fucking boomers.
 
Same here, my parents are fine - they both worked hard and did very well in their lives money wise but the other boomers in my family of course didn’t save / invest / or even have a 401k - they just assumed it would all be taken care of by Social Security.

My Dad is already worried about my boomer cousin who retired around the time he did because he is dumb with money. He was married for about 30 years and his wife died about 2 years ago and he can’t be trusted to be responsible with money since his wife took care of that for 30 years. He’s already going to the casinos 1-2 times a week pumping money into the slot machines thinking he can win big and going to a local bar near his place where he buys everyone drinks / food because “they all like me there!”

My dad already had to sit him down twice to tell him to watch it but it goes in one ear and out the other. Fucking boomers.

Boomers are the first generation who feel entitled to all the wealth of their ancestors and descendants.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Boomers are the first generation who feel entitled to all the wealth of their ancestors and descendants.
And the first to always cry “nobody wants to work anymore!” and act like they’re the only people that ever worked hard.

My one retired boomer cousin put a good amount of her money in gold which has been doing well but only did it about a year ago. She would be doing really well if she had done it years ago / over time like you’re supposed to do.
 
And the first to always cry “nobody wants to work anymore!” and act like they’re the only people that ever worked hard.

My one retired boomer cousin put a good amount of her money in gold which has been doing well but only did it about a year ago. She would be doing really well if she had done it years ago / over time like you’re supposed to do.

When my grandad died he wanted to leave some stocks he held to me, because he knew I wouldn’t sell them and would add to them, anyway long story short my mom got them instead and immediately sold them. They would have appreciated $80,000, but oh well.

I don’t know a single person my age who expects social security to exist for us, because you only need to look at the numbers to know it’s a Ponzi scheme for boomers.
 
Joe had a decade plus to take advantage of sub 1% interest rates and free handouts from Ant and he used it to cosplay as a professional poker player and rock star. He deserves no sympathy at all.

He could have worked in a guitar store and used his Anthony “residuals” to be very comfortably upper middle class by now. He’s thrown away winning lottery tickets in life again and again because he’s a lazy egomaniac.
Convincing people he doesn't know how he's a very successful guitar god is his main purpose in life. Think about how staggeringly gay that is.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
When my grandad died he wanted to leave some stocks he held to me, because he knew I wouldn’t sell them and would add to them, anyway long story short my mom got them instead and immediately sold them. They would have appreciated $80,000, but oh well.

I don’t know a single person my age who expects social security to exist for us, because you only need to look at the numbers to know it’s a Ponzi scheme for boomers.
My mom told me when I was a teenager to be prepared for social security to not be available for me when I hit retirement age. It’s pretty much clear boomers will be the last group - maybe some of Gen X will but it’s not something to rely on. They should be teaching it in school to prepare the kids for the future. Then again, I’ve known people younger than me who refuse to participate in their jobs 401k because it’s not money they can use “now” - talk about a Joe Cumia mindset.
 
My mom told me when I was a teenager to be prepared for social security to not be available for me when I hit retirement age. It’s pretty much clear boomers will be the last group - maybe some of Gen X will but it’s not something to rely on. They should be teaching it in school to prepare the kids for the future. Then again, I’ve known people younger than me who refuse to participate in their jobs 401k because it’s not money they can use “now” - talk about a Joe Cumia mindset.

Remember when CNN said that guy could have given every American a million dollars instead of spending 300M on his presidential run?

People at my work actually brought it up like it was a fact lol. I’m seriously not lying about that. It was insane.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Remember when CNN said that guy could have given every American a million dollars instead of spending 300M on his presidential run?

People at my work actually brought it up like it was a fact lol. I’m seriously not lying about that. It was insane.
Yeah I’m not sure how the younger people (im late 30s) are looking at long term and investing 401k etc but I know some friends my age aren’t convinced SS won’t be there. They still bitch they “can’t” invest even though it’s easier than ever to do (stash, acorn, etc) or just have no idea about stocks / the market because they don’t have degrees in finance.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I would kill to see Big Bro get this talk at a Thanksgiving / Christmas family gathering in SC
I would have some (not a lot) of respect for Anthony if he straight up told Joe he’s given him enough money over the years but he can’t fund his retirement while Joe stares at him with his mouth open. Anthony is older and his prime earning days are behind and he’s winding down and be great to tell Joe he just doesn’t have the money to pay for Joe to move to SC with him. Ant is a piece of shit but I would hope he has some money set aside for Layla and Warren but not for Joe. Joe would 100% demand Ant should give him any money he has set for Layla since he “deserves” it more.

It’s funny how Joe and Kelly “The Rapist” Williams are so much alike - both are lazy bums and delusional retards that believe they are above working because they’re great entertainers yet make next to nothing through “entertainment” gigs. Both will brag about how they’re great fathers yet both will be leaving nothing but debt to their kids instead of being able to give them something (money, real estate, stocks, etc) like you’re supposed to do as a father. They are N persons.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
Does the Joeseph lane go that far south?

Well it does start in the back.

It must kill him that he's the bum of the family.

He has no shame.

I hope people (famiglia) start calling him on his bullshit that he played this huge role in Little Bro’s success.

"Electric Shock OJ" is bigger than Thriller.

Penis head

He is what he eats.

There's no way Joe has saved anything for her college.

You think that kid is going to a college? For what, to be a LIBTARD!?!
 

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
When my grandad died he wanted to leave some stocks he held to me, because he knew I wouldn’t sell them and would add to them, anyway long story short my mom got them instead and immediately sold them. They would have appreciated $80,000, but oh well.

I don’t know a single person my age who expects social security to exist for us, because you only need to look at the numbers to know it’s a Ponzi scheme for boomers.
:heykids::heykids:
 
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