No, Joseph, you won’t.
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Carol and I will make it down here (to South Carolina), somehow.
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No, Joseph, you won’t.
That proves he will use this trip to beg Ant to pay for him to move down
So old and gay looking
JasperB
It finally dawned on him that he will reach retirement age next week, yet has saved no money and won’t be able to collect social security (65, don’t know dick about retirement) so now he has to scramble and find a way to make the moo-ve down (beg/bully/convince his younger brother to pay for it).
Does the Joeseph lane go that far south?
It must kill him that he's the bum of the family.
He looks like a balder Mohamed Al-Fayed
I hope people (famiglia) start calling him on his bullshit that he played this huge role in Little Bro’s success.
I hope Ant tells him no to paying for him and Carol to “get down” to SC. Joe is expecting others to always take care of him because he’s a bum that thinks he’s smart. Be great if Ant grills him on how much he has left on his mortgage - “Joe, I’ve given you X amount of money for all these years and you still have a mortgage?!?! What were you doing with that money?!?!” I’m sure Joe will blame the libtards and the people that got him sent to Facebook Jail for his money troubles.
It would be perfect for his long life of avoiding work / being a bum leech to finally come back and bite him. 65 and nothing set for retirement - what a fucking dope.
It would be perfect for his long life of avoiding work / being a bum leech to finally come back and bite him. 65 and nothing set for retirement - what a fucking dope.
"Obamacare and Bidenomics really wiped me out."
It's funny how he never plays original music, and never has an original thought.
who could have guessed being a human iPod for Applebee's wasn't a great career choice?
I’d really love to hear how Joe will try to convince Anthony to pay for him and Carol to move down and retire in SC. Joes gotta be freaking out realizing it’s not just gonna all work out that he’s avoided working his whole life and has put nothing into SS. He will have to work for peanuts until he drops dead playing mediocre cover songs in the corner of a moose lodge for a crowd of 6 people.
Boomers like him are lucky they’re getting SS while generations after them will most likely not be getting it and Joe still fucked it all up.
Penis head
I could see Anthony give him a choice - either he pays for Joe and Carol to move down / retire in SC or Layla’s college fund. Joe will tell Ant his daughter can pay for her OWN college because she has to learn about HARD WORK or something ridiculous so him and Carol can move down with “la famiglia”
If he does this to Layla, then I genuinely hope she runs him over or poisons his spaghetti or something. End the karmic cycle. I like to think Carol would definitely help her to cover it up and take the heroic deed to the grave.
There's no way Joe has saved anything for her college.
How do you even still have a mortgage at 65? How horrifying.
Knowing Joe he probably will tell her he refuses to give money to the libtards so she has to pay her way in college and how he didn’t go to college and turned out great. He’s made it clear that once she’s graduated him and Carol are OUTTA HERE!! (Of course with a lot of help money wise from Ant) so he doesn’t give a shit about her post education career.
JasperB
His argument will likely come down to “come on Anth, I gave Ope the tape…”. Knowing the state of Nana’s health, Joe has to be frantically trying to square this away because he can’t be sure what will be left for him after Missy gets her hands on the count’s estate. Pretty hilarious predicament for a complete piece of garbage.