Another 10 lbs in his upper-torso, and he'll need suspenders. Bitch-titted retard has "fat guy ass".
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Captain Pat has a $2 million sailboat. Do you?
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Another 10 lbs in his upper-torso, and he'll need suspenders. Bitch-titted retard has "fat guy ass".
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Captain Aflab
Out of my way, minority.
This is a Pirates gun Bubbles!
It’s not his ship, he don’t even have a Captains hat on. Hell I own one and I don’t have a schooner.
It's easy to grin
When you've got seven chins
And your teeth are disgusting and green,
But the man who's worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
While his half-house is still under lien
When you've got seven chins
And your teeth are disgusting and green,
But the man who's worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
While his half-house is still under lien
They had to put Niki on the other end so it didn't flip over.
Take him for ballast, chief.
Right could be the lower part of current Ozzie Osborne.
The SS Squarehead
Nigga, ain't that what I just said?
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The Dreck of Milwaukee Wisconsin
The legend lives on from the Hooligans on down
Of the retard they call Tubby Ricky
The fat fuck, it was said, would rather be dead
Than admit niggers farted in Niki
With ten years of smoked meat fast expanding the seat
Of his Walmart maternity Wranglers
He grinned like a dope and she hoped against hope
That her next nigger John would just strangle'r
The prick was the pride of the picklepuss bride
Of some spudfucker out in the suburbs
They raised up a boy who paints dinosaur toys
To the shame of his wife and his mother
Etc., etc.
The legend lives on from the Hooligans on down
Of the retard they call Tubby Ricky
The fat fuck, it was said, would rather be dead
Than admit niggers farted in Niki
With ten years of smoked meat fast expanding the seat
Of his Walmart maternity Wranglers
He grinned like a dope and she hoped against hope
That her next nigger John would just strangle'r
The prick was the pride of the picklepuss bride
Of some spudfucker out in the suburbs
They raised up a boy who paints dinosaur toys
To the shame of his wife and his mother
Etc., etc.
Yo ho yo ho, a faggot’s life for me
Pig is on a boat ditching evidence again? Be on the look out for a shot dead homeless man of color around Hooolies and Oakland ave.
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Captain Allflab... you can’t make that shit up.
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I’m not talkin’ ’bout pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout not workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout tweetin’!
Captain Hogwash
Captain (Can’t write a) Book
Barnacle Billed by Quasi
I'd run rings round that plaything