Can't you see this man needs help? Aint'Funny Cumia is in distress.

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I already got Jimmy kicked off a comedy tour in November cause of that little pod with white nationalist Anthony Cumia.

Turns out Comedy Clubs aren’t keen on having a man who is friends with a man who openly talks about wanting to cause a “nigger holocaust”

Huh? Is there a thread for this?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

This is a once-great entertainer who has fallen to the lowest depths one can imagine, Humiliating depths of zero self esteem. "Um Okay Gavin. You own my "podcast" now. Um Okay Jimmy. I won't talk bad about your dick swinging husband in a dress EVEN THOUGH you've been blowing off doing my show for like 10 years. But I'll trash Bill Burr's NO YOU DI'INT Jawana Man wife then pretend I didn't when he confronts me."

The "MAN" Boy who needed his OLDER LITTLE BROTHER Joseph to get him a job in radio, to get him into music, to tie his fawking shoelaces for him...

The sad reality is that LIFETIME PERVERT -- SUCKING DICK ALL HIS LIFE -- Jim Norton turned Aintfunny against Opie, and Stupid Norton massaged Aintfunny's mind with cuckold and gay tranny wordplay humor that "turned out" that old maid coon Aintfunny. Who finally embraced trannies and banged Stue Lighting, thereby clearing up the picture of why Aint'funny paid off his ex-wife from revealing the sordid details of his 3-way romps - AS IF a shock jock having threesomes with 2 chicks would somehow hurt his image? Nuh nuh, Aintfunny was doing some plain old GAY SHIT! Whenever Patrice talked about threesomes Aintfunny acted bewildered and offended... Wait, we thought you and your wife had a girlfriend, stupid? Wha happen? Accidental confession? Lie by omission? Erock? Comment?

Why won't Aintfunny extend the same respect he gives to Jim Norton's husband over to Bill Burr's sheboon wife? Aintfunny trashes her just because she's black and annoying. Stupid Norton's husband is annoying AND gay AND delusionally certifiably 100% DMAN-Diagnosed INSANE! He's talking about cutting his fawking twig and berries off! WHO does that? The DMAN ASKS YOU!!!

Aint'Funny (also known as Auntie) has made all his previous talents totally invalid and obsolete because he's just..... well.... Anthony Aint'Funny Anymore...

Pick up the phone, stupid. Tell Opie you're sorry. There's money to be made.

The DMAN will now hang up, and listen to your answer.

His name is anthony and he is very funny.

 

[FingerofGod]

I have no ill will towards Jimmy, he’s a spineless motherfucker, but days end he’s not actively lusting on socials about a middle school photo of Sabrina Carpenter. His only sin is grooming a minor and buying him some tits.

All it needs to be just slightly uncomfortable enough for Jimmy, that having people know he’s had a white nationalist, far right, pedophile on his pod.

Jim Norton raped an underage girl on air. He also has acted like a spoiled diva the second he started making any money. He’s a bad standup and worse actor. He hasn’t been funny in any capacity since 2014 and that’s being generous. Fuck him and his husband.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Jim Norton raped an underage girl on air. He also has acted like a spoiled diva the second he started making any money. He’s a bad standup and worse actor. He hasn’t been funny in any capacity since 2014 and that’s being generous. Fuck him and his husband.

He really is the epitome of wasted potential.

He had one of the sweetest gigs for someone in his profession— freedom to come and go as he pleased, exposure to an international audience, and he squandered it. Why?

Because he isn’t funny.

The only reason he drew the crowds that he did is because of the law of averages; if enough retarded truckers and cubicle-sitters listen to you, you’re going to fill seats. In his case, pretty much everyone was on the left-side of the bell-curve.

He also said on a few occasions that a lot of the time all the crowds wanted him to talk about was the radio. Why?

Because he isn’t funny.

He could be quick, he could be aggressive, and he could speak decently enough, and that’s why he was fine as third-mic. When it comes to putting together an “act,” he failed miserably. Sorry stupid, shock for the sake of shock ain’t gonna cut it.

Keep talking about how much Carlin and Pryor influenced you, though.

 

[Voscabulary]

yeah he 100% got caught fucking a man or sucking cock by his ex-wife, only reason he settled.

I'll never forget when @LingerLonger laid out a compelling theory about how jennifer likely caught him having gay sex. it completely transformed my entire perspective on him. made me realise the reason cumia likely allowed her take him to the cleaners in the divorce was because she was about to out it in court and to the papers

I personally wouldn't mind being known as a shirt lifter if it meant keeping my millions, but pissyeyes is still seeking daddy's approval, even in death

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

yeah he 100% got caught fucking a man or sucking cock by his ex-wife, only reason he settled.

Still makes me howl that he took Joseph’s sloppy seconds

 

[JebJoh]

You're gonna make Norton walk in hand to all those podcasters that got bigger then him, gonna be funny when he starts to bitch about podcasters not having him on.

Except nobody will hear him besides nick

 

[Voscabulary]

Still makes me howl that he took Joseph’s sloppy seconds

I wonder how moomia feels, knowing that jennifer took all of his allowance money

 

[Guest]

"Older little brother" was a good line.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Aintfunny

 

[DMAN]

I'll never forget when @LingerLonger laid out a compelling theory about how jennifer likely caught him having gay sex. it completely transformed my entire perspective on him. made me realise the reason cumia likely allowed her take him to the cleaners in the divorce was because she was about to out it in court and to the papers

I personally wouldn't mind being known as a shirt lifter if it meant keeping my millions, but pissyeyes is still seeking daddy's approval, even in death

The DMAN has supported this story over the years. It just makes no sense how he reacted to Patrice’s threesome stories when he was claiming to have had these wild threesomes with his wife and lobster girl.

What really happened was his wife (who he had an arrangement with) walked in on him sucking the dick of a guy that lobster girl brought home. Sex with other women was acceptable, but gay sex? Jennifer bailed when she saw that.

Fun fact, Aintfunny gleefully admitted to wearing his girls panties “as a joke,” and putting on Mommys shoes.

 

[lowend73]

He's been called sexy.

The fuck is up with his lips ?

 

[JebJoh]

The DMAN has supported this story over the years. It just makes no sense how he reacted to Patrice’s threesome stories when he was claiming to have had these wild threesomes with his wife and lobster girl.

What really happened was his wife (who he had an arrangement with) walked in on him sucking the dick of a guy that lobster girl brought home. Sex with other women was acceptable, but gay sex? Jennifer bailed when she saw that.

Fun fact, Aintfunny gleefully admitted to wearing his girls panties “as a joke,” and putting on Mommys shoes.

Also possible that they brought home some underage partners and she took photos while he did his disgusting business

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[DMAN]

Also possible that they brought home some underage partners and she took photos while he did his disgusting business

Fun Fact: What you just said has NEVER been disproven by the U.S. justice system.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

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[satanssockpuppet]

The DMAN has supported this story over the years. It just makes no sense how he reacted to Patrice’s threesome stories when he was claiming to have had these wild threesomes with his wife and lobster girl.

What really happened was his wife (who he had an arrangement with) walked in on him sucking the dick of a guy that lobster girl brought home. Sex with other women was acceptable, but gay sex? Jennifer bailed when she saw that.

Fun fact, Aintfunny gleefully admitted to wearing his girls panties “as a joke,” and putting on Mommys shoes.

I totally buy it, and I believe Missy has some sort of dirt on him too. It's just extremely difficult to believe Nana and Missy are in a typical, normal, heterosexual romantic relationship. There has to be some sort of deviant behavior involved, or maybe it's purely transactional. Given everything we know about the two of them, it just doesn't add up.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Oh trust me I have some nice gifts for Nana up my sleeve this year. Fucking with his dead uncle page was only the start.

I already got Jimmy kicked off a comedy tour in November cause of that little pod with white nationalist Anthony Cumia.

Turns out Comedy Clubs aren’t keen on having a man who is friends with a man who openly talks about wanting to cause a “nigger holocaust”

tyfys

 

[Suetonius]

What really happened was his wife (who he had an arrangement with) walked in on him sucking the dick of a guy that lobster girl brought home. Sex with other women was acceptable, but gay sex? Jennifer bailed when she saw that.

I agree with the point but not the specifics. Remember it was Anthony who left, not her, and I believe that part. Jennifer was fine with him sucking dick because she’s a nasty box eating trailer trash bitch. What she wasn’t fine with was him leaving her. Once that happened she was ready to spill the beans and used it as blackmail against him so he settled out of court.