Can't you see this man needs help? Aint'Funny Cumia is in distress.

[DMAN]

This is a once-great entertainer who has fallen to the lowest depths one can imagine, Humiliating depths of zero self esteem. "Um Okay Gavin. You own my "podcast" now. Um Okay Jimmy. I won't talk bad about your dick swinging husband in a dress EVEN THOUGH you've been blowing off doing my show for like 10 years. But I'll trash Bill Burr's NO YOU DI'INT Jawana Man wife then pretend I didn't when he confronts me."

The "MAN" Boy who needed his OLDER LITTLE BROTHER Joseph to get him a job in radio, to get him into music, to tie his fawking shoelaces for him...

The sad reality is that LIFETIME PERVERT -- SUCKING DICK ALL HIS LIFE -- Jim Norton turned Aintfunny against Opie, and Stupid Norton massaged Aintfunny's mind with cuckold and gay tranny wordplay humor that "turned out" that old maid coon Aintfunny. Who finally embraced trannies and banged Stue Lighting, thereby clearing up the picture of why Aint'funny paid off his ex-wife from revealing the sordid details of his 3-way romps - AS IF a shock jock having threesomes with 2 chicks would somehow hurt his image? Nuh nuh, Aintfunny was doing some plain old GAY SHIT! Whenever Patrice talked about threesomes Aintfunny acted bewildered and offended... Wait, we thought you and your wife had a girlfriend, stupid? Wha happen? Accidental confession? Lie by omission? Erock? Comment?

Why won't Aintfunny extend the same respect he gives to Jim Norton's husband over to Bill Burr's sheboon wife? Aintfunny trashes her just because she's black and annoying. Stupid Norton's husband is annoying AND gay AND delusionally certifiably 100% DMAN-Diagnosed INSANE! He's talking about cutting his fawking twig and berries off! WHO does that? The DMAN ASKS YOU!!!

Aint'Funny (also known as Auntie) has made all his previous talents totally invalid and obsolete because he's just..... well.... Anthony Aint'Funny Anymore...

Pick up the phone, stupid. Tell Opie you're sorry. There's money to be made.

The DMAN will now hang up, and listen to your answer.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

 

[Chive Turkey]

#LILBROINDISTRESS

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

The money to be made? 2 grand.

 

[Niggerotchi]

This is a once-great entertainer who has fallen to the lowest depths one can imagine, Humiliating depths of zero self esteem. "Um Okay Gavin. You own my "podcast" now. Um Okay Jimmy. I won't talk bad about your dick swinging husband in a dress EVEN THOUGH you've been blowing off doing my show for like 10 years. But I'll trash Bill Burr's NO YOU DI'INT Jawana Man wife then pretend I didn't when he confronts me."

The "MAN" Boy who needed his OLDER LITTLE BROTHER Joseph to get him a job in radio, to get him into music, to tie his fawking shoelaces for him...

The sad reality is that LIFETIME PERVERT -- SUCKING DICK ALL HIS LIFE -- Jim Norton turned Aintfunny against Opie, and Stupid Norton massaged Aintfunny's mind with cuckold and gay tranny wordplay humor that "turned out" that old maid coon Aintfunny. Who finally embraced trannies and banged Stue Lighting, thereby clearing up the picture of why Aint'funny paid off his ex-wife from revealing the sordid details of his 3-way romps - AS IF a shock jock having threesomes with 2 chicks would somehow hurt his image? Nuh nuh, Aintfunny was doing some plain old GAY SHIT! Whenever Patrice talked about threesomes Aintfunny acted bewildered and offended... Wait, we thought you and your wife had a girlfriend, stupid? Wha happen? Accidental confession? Lie by omission? Erock? Comment?

Why won't Aintfunny extend the same respect he gives to Jim Norton's husband over to Bill Burr's sheboon wife? Aintfunny trashes her just because she's black and annoying. Stupid Norton's husband is annoying AND gay AND delusionally certifiably 100% DMAN-Diagnosed INSANE! He's talking about cutting his fawking twig and berries off! WHO does that? The DMAN ASKS YOU!!!

Aint'Funny (also known as Auntie) has made all his previous talents totally invalid and obsolete because he's just..... well.... Anthony Aint'Funny Anymore...

Pick up the phone, stupid. Tell Opie you're sorry. There's money to be made.

The DMAN will now hang up, and listen to your answer.

I straight up feel bad for the old queen

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

When I'm 70 years old I hope I can be this unapologetically masculine.

 

[CruisinColin]

I straight up feel bad for the old queen

He wants to fuck kids. He likely has done it in the past. I want things to get worse for him.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

yeah he 100% got caught fucking a man or sucking cock by his ex-wife, only reason he settled.

 

[BUBBLER]

Jim Norton is unemployed and still will never call into Ants show

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

He wants to fuck kids. He likely has done it in the past. I want things to get worse for him.

Oh trust me I have some nice gifts for Nana up my sleeve this year. Fucking with his dead uncle page was only the start.

I already got Jimmy kicked off a comedy tour in November cause of that little pod with white nationalist Anthony Cumia.

Turns out Comedy Clubs aren’t keen on having a man who is friends with a man who openly talks about wanting to cause a “nigger holocaust”

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

The economy of the Counts hair is in a deep recession. Where are them individually placed follicles? Great investment you old fuck.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

The economy of the Counts hair is in a deep recession. Where are them individually placed follicles? Great investment you old fuck.

I’ve seen corpses with more life than Nana.
Nice old leathery skin stupid

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

He's been called sexy.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

He's been called sexy.

You couldnt make him up. Utterly repulsive. A few years back I was willing to see if he could somehow redeem himself, but then, how do you forgive a child fucker?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

 

[Peckas]

He’s having a great time, and we hate that.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

 

[DMAN]

Oh trust me I have some nice gifts for Nana up my sleeve this year. Fucking with his dead uncle page was only the start.

I already got Jimmy kicked off a comedy tour in November cause of that little pod with white nationalist Anthony Cumia.

Turns out Comedy Clubs aren’t keen on having a man who is friends with a man who openly talks about wanting to cause a “nigger holocaust”

You're doing more good for the world than charity.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Oh trust me I have some nice gifts for Nana up my sleeve this year. Fucking with his dead uncle page was only the start.

I already got Jimmy kicked off a comedy tour in November cause of that little pod with white nationalist Anthony Cumia.

Turns out Comedy Clubs aren’t keen on having a man who is friends with a man who openly talks about wanting to cause a “nigger holocaust”

You're gonna make Norton walk in hand to all those podcasters that got bigger then him, gonna be funny when he starts to bitch about podcasters not having him on.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

You're gonna make Norton walk in hand to all those podcasters that got bigger than him, gonna be funny when he starts to bitch about podcasters not having him on.

I have no ill will towards Jimmy, he’s a spineless motherfucker, but days end he’s not actively lusting on socials about a middle school photo of Sabrina Carpenter. His only sin is grooming a minor and buying him some tits.

All it needs to be just slightly uncomfortable enough for Jimmy, that having people know he’s had a white nationalist, far right, pedophile on his pod.