Can't even think of a witty title for this one. Hypocrisy is off the fucking charts.

[FLUUUID]

I'm sure Patrick wouldn't pussy out completely if Tucker invited him on his show, like he did with Ben Shapiro.

Patrick doesn't want to give tucker his platform to spread hate

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"I'm a rational person who gets paid to think through these scenarios for a living"

 

[guest]

Comparing the guy to a burger and grilled cheese. Does this fat turd ever stop thinking about food?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

No child, my hysterical faggotting on twitter did not alienate 97% of my potential readers, you nazi strombowli.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Finding a $20 note down the back of the sofa is wealth beyond Patricks comprehension

You think a $20 bill has EVER seen the inside of the half-a-hovel?

 

[guest]

A nothing burger with extra mayo. The mayo is because he's just so white. Tuckums is a Wonder bread and Swiss grilled cheese sandwich of a man. He is also crotch fruit of a frozen fish empire.

Get it? I'm sorry you're so stupid, child. Trust the professional comedian. Food jokes that are poignant and relatable are whispered about in his comedy circles when they're not talking about Louie's ginger pubes.