Can't even think of a witty title for this one. Hypocrisy is off the fucking charts.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Imagine being Pat and trying to insult another man by saying that he has no academic, athletic or business accomplishments. He is especially drunk and cunty tonight, I sure hope none of you rascals are taunting him via text.

Edit: Additional nonsense. What a wetbrained loon.

Edit again: Even more sperging. He's now putting out idiotic conspiracy theories, all for the likes of tens of people on twitter. What a fat failure

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He could've done those things Fatrick, you're right. But I think tucker wanted more out of life than to just leech off daddys money.

Say what you want about that pandering fuck but his show puts up da numbahs

 

[fusciasomething]

“beach hoping”. There’s at least one mistake in every single fat tweet

 

[Udders]

This requires a new photoshop of Pat noshing on Tuckers knob.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Patrick is a plagiarist. He just steals shit from other people, he has never had an original idea in his life. This entire tweet thread is just him repeating lame insults he saw other people use. Patrick steals ideas. I wish he'd rip off Hemingway, and blow his fuckin brains out.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He is so angered that nobody is listening to his take

 

[Will Tate]

Who has a cable news show and who doesn't, Pat?

This requires a new photoshop of Pat noshing on Tuckers knob.

Pat Blowing _____ needs to be a trading card set.

 

[FLUUUID]

Finding a $20 note down the back of the sofa is wealth beyond Patricks comprehension

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Anderson Cooper is a cunting Vanderbilt, but he's one of the good ones, eh, Pig?
Also, TC wasn't born into wealth, the Swanson empire came to him by way of his stepmother. Get your facts straight, you obese sack of nothing.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Twitter told me he's bad, so therefore nothing he does or says should appeal to anyone for any reason."

Fat.

"He's contributed nothing."
"...never had to work a single minute in his entire life..."
"...burger with extra mayo..."

 

[RobertMewler]

Tucker owns more guns than him and is a better shot.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Who has a cable news show and who doesn't, Pat?


Pat Blowing _____ needs to be a trading card set.

"Pat Blowing $30,000" is pretty great so far

 

[Will Tate]

"Pat Blowing $30,000" is pretty great so far

That's the Pena edit.

 

[starshipretard69]

He really sees himself as a John Oliver type when he goes off on these verbose Twitter diatribes. He's imagining the green screen throwing up images of two buns with tons of mayo slathered between them. The audience roars with laughter as he collects his papers and swivels a bit in his chair. Mental illness.

 

[RoTheHo69]

"He'd be giving torque jobs at truck stops"
What's wrong with being a mechanic?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"He'd be giving torque jobs at truck stops"
What's wrong with being a mechanic?

Pork jobs

 

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick would attempt to assassinate Tucker if he ever had the chance. RIP BERNELL

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Tucker owns a whole house, can see his own kids, and has books that sell.

Fatrick has no room to be uppity here.

 

[Mikekeke]

I hate this moron and his constant trying to put up the numbers. "Get them children!" was a flash in the pain, stupid. You can't force 'viral.' Just ask The Opester, he constantly tried and failed at it.

He could've done those things Fatrick, you're right. But I think tucker wanted more out of life than to just leech off daddys money.

Say what you want about that pandering fuck but his show puts up da numbahs

He thinks every successful person's wealth is unearned, because that's his utopian dream. Wealth without work, deadly badass without training, athlete without exercise...

"He'd be giving torque jobs at truck stops"
What's wrong with being a mechanic?

Everytime Pat got elbow grease on him he scrubbed himself red and raw to get it off as quick as possible.

 

[Caverlock]

Tucker better watch out. You childs are forgetting that sane special non-projecting boy made Elon Musk leave Twitter.

I'm sure Patrick wouldn't pussy out completely if Tucker invited him on his show, like he did with Ben Shapiro.