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Canadian faggots

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I haven't yet been registered as a gay by the committee, to be honest I've been neglecting the paperwork.
Did you suck on a black dick or nah?

I told this board that I blew a black guy, but I never said that was bc it was Halloween and I rubbed a young slut’s pussy (I was 22 she was 18) over her panties as we made out then she tried some bullshit power play walking out of my bedroom.

Told me I need to get her drunk and seduce her. Said she’ll fuck me if I won at Beer Pong. I said fuck you then and I just took several shots of tequila alone and our black friend who was on the college gymnastics team took me back to the bedroom so I sucked his stinky turd-looking cock.

I didn’t do anything gay like kiss him though. Just rubbed his dick tip inside my cheeks and tongue and gagged and knuckled his chode until he came into his own belly then I told that ho’s friend what I did.

Don’t try to shit-test me, dumb bitch.
 
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You're factually correct. I'd probably just lay beside you and piss. I'm not a soldier anymore. My service ended at the battle of Pen Center Mall despite what the committee wants. I can no longer, in good conscience, kill a man. Too many ghosts.
In this scenario would you need some head? It’s not gay if you’re just helping a buddy im a hard time
 

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Did you suck on a black dick or nah?

I told this board that I blew a black guy, but I never said that was bc it was Halloween and I rubbed a young slut’s pussy (I was 22 she was 18) over her panties as we made out then she tried some bullshit power play walking out of my bedroom.

Told me I need to get her drunk and seduce her. Said she’ll fuck me if I won at Beer Pong. I said fuck you then and I just took several shots of tequila alone and our black friend who was on the college gymnastics team took me back to the bedroom so I sucked his stinky turd-looking cock.

I didn’t do anything gay like kiss him though. Just rubbed his dick tip inside my cheeks and tongue and gagged and knuckled his chode until he came into his own belly then I told that ho’s friend what I did.

Don’t try to shit-test me, dumb bitch.
Jesus Christ. This thread took a turn.
 
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