Can We All Finally Agree About Danny Ross?

[Gay Faggot.]

Danny is the coolest guy ever. He’s super kewl, great at guitar hero, makes a shit ton of money, faaaawks hot chicks, and is actually like 6’5 and NOT Jewish (it’s a religion). He’s convinced me. Can we all just finally agree and stop talking about him? This poll will mark the official forum consensus on the matter.

 

[TravisPickle]

Danny is the coolest guy ever. He’s super kewl, great at guitar hero, makes a shit ton of money, faaaawks hot chicks, and is actually like 6’5 and NOT Jewish (it’s a religion). He’s convinced me. Can we all just finally agree and stop talking about him? This poll will mark the official forum consensus on the matter.

Dude, just imagine how fucking cool and honored you'd feel just to share a joint with the man. Or how about this one -it would rule even more- could you imagine jamming with that guy? Being all blazed-out and riffing some groovy Stoner Rock and Doom Metal? Fawk, dude. Holy S. A man can dream, and a man can dream.

He'll never like any of us. So, I think the real question is, why even live?

 

[The Talking Dead]

I do enjoy that Danny's apparently rich now but won't specify how he makes money and is also bitter to the point that he obsesses over how much all the people he used to work with are likely making. That's definitely how a happy, rich guy acts.

 

[Muppet Mouth Marion]

I do enjoy that Danny's apparently rich now but won't specify how he makes money and is also bitter to the point that he obsesses over how much all the people he used to work with are likely making. That's definitely how a happy, rich guy acts.

Wait a minute, that's not how happy rich guys act at all!

 

[BenDovid]

So, I think the real question is, why even live?

Agreed. Kill yourself. Not even in Minecraft. Buy a gun. Put it in your mouth, and fucking kill yourself. You're not worth the air you displace.

won't specify

I've already posted all this. You just don't like the answer so you pretend you didn't hear it. That's what you all do. LALALALALALALA IT'S NOT REAL IF I NEVER READ IT LALALALALALA. Spend another five years getting big mad at me you fucking clown faced bitch. Also, just because I can afford shit for myself doesn't mean I'm rich. If you interpret the things I say and have as being rich, that's on your poor ass.

1984 double-speak in full effect. I am concurrently a homeless bartender and rich all at the same time you guys. Pick a lane. You guys are extra pathetic today. Dance around for me some more. Do it slowly.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Agreed. Kill yourself. Not even in Minecraft. Buy a gun. Put it in your mouth, and fucking kill yourself. You're not worth the air you displace.



I've already posted all this. You just don't like the answer so you pretend you didn't hear it. That's what you all do. LALALALALALALA IT'S NOT REAL IF I NEVER READ IT LALALALALALA. Spend another five years getting big mad at me you fucking clown faced bitch. Also, just because I can afford shit for myself doesn't mean I'm rich. If you interpret the things I say and have as being rich, that's on your poor ass.

1984 double-speak in full effect. I am concurrently a homeless bartender and rich all at the same time you guys. Pick a lane. You guys are extra pathetic today. Dance around for me some more. Do it slowly.

You’re asking grown men to slow dance with you? Gay.

 

[BenDovid]

You’re asking grown men to slow dance with you? Gay.

I don't have to ask. You've been dancing for me all day so far.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I don't have to ask. You've been dancing for me all day so far.

Still not as good as when you and Nana would dance to Sinatra though, huh? I’m so sorry Dovid.

 

[BenDovid]

Still not as good as when you and Nana would dance to Sinatra though, huh? I’m so sorry Dovid.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

Danny’s apartment does look pretty cool, tbh. He seems to be earning a slightly above average salary doing something, but it’s not necessarily that impressive for a 50 year old man without kids.

He was also fired from rockstar for sexual misconduct. Not that surprising considering he was fired by Sirius for taking a sex worker to a children’s concert.

 

[TravisPickle]

Agreed. Kill yourself. Not even in Minecraft. Buy a gun. Put it in your mouth, and fucking kill yourself. You're not worth the air you displace.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

Dude, he’s soooooooooooooooo cool and witty when it comes to insults. The burn ward must be packed when he comes around.

 

[GialloGlove]

His taste in music is pedestrian and he is a poser.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

His taste in music is pedestrian and he is a poser.

As a Rush and Marillion fan, I can't see Danny listening to that kind of quality music. He seems to enjoy mass appeal bullshit from the 90s/early 00s.

 

[BenDovid]

As a Rush and Marillion fan, I can't see Danny listening to that kind of quality music. He seems to enjoy mass appeal bullshit from the 90s/early 00s.

lmao what? what makes you think you know what I listen to? Because I mentioned going to a Metallica show, that's all I like? For people who hate me so much, you sure are interested in what I like. My art hobby, guitar playing, the music I like. Is that what people do when they really hate somebody? They fantasize about what their life must be like?

Why do you guys jump to call me old and then be like "I love RUSH" so I know you're in your 50s. I don't dislike RUSH, but when that's your #1 band, that tells me how old you are.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

lmao what? what makes you think you know what I listen to? Because I mentioned going to a Metallica show, that's all I like? For people who hate me so much, you sure are interested in what I like. My art hobby, guitar playing, the music I like. Is that what people do when they really hate somebody? They fantasize about what their life must be like?

Why do you guys jump to call me old and then be like "I love RUSH" so I know you're in your 50s. I don't dislike RUSH, but when that's your #1 band, that tells me how old you are.

 

[Turry]

I'm really considering killing my entire family so I'll have free time to go watch a band that's years past it's prime just so I can be like my hero @BenDovid. Sure I'll die alone with only a cat to keep me company but that's freedom

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

lmao what? what makes you think you know what I listen to? Because I mentioned going to a Metallica show, that's all I like? For people who hate me so much, you sure are interested in what I like. My art hobby, guitar playing, the music I like. Is that what people do when they really hate somebody? They fantasize about what their life must be like?

Why do you guys jump to call me old and then be like "I love RUSH" so I know you're in your 50s. I don't dislike RUSH, but when that's your #1 band, that tells me how old you are.

I never said I hate you. In fact, I quite enjoy you. As far as guessing the age of a Rush fan, you are obviously clueless about their base and most likely never attended a concert. Quite a lot of people under 50 love Rush. I've been to YES shows (all old) and RUSH shows (at least 30% of fans in their teens and twenties). Hard as it may be for you to believe, you aren't right about everything Danny.

 

[BenDovid]

I'm really considering killing my entire family so I'll have free time to go watch a band that's years past it's prime just so I can be like my hero @BenDovid. Sure I'll die alone with only a cat to keep me company but that's freedom

You should kill your family. There's no way they enjoy you as a person. Look at who you are and how you spend your time. You're a fucking piece of dogshit. Kill you family. Do it tonight. At least that way SOMEBODY will remember you for SOMETHING.

I'll be in Philly this weekend for both shows and DC next week if you wanna buy me a drink. Maybe DM me about it though, a lot of others will get jealous.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You should kill your family. There's no way they enjoy you as a person. Look at who you are and how you spend your time. You're a fucking piece of dogshit. Kill you family. Do it tonight. At least that way SOMEBODY will remember you for SOMETHING.

I'll be in Philly this weekend for both shows and DC next week if you wanna buy me a drink. Maybe DM me about it though, a lot of others will get jealous.

Whoa!!! @Turry You got an invite from the Danny Ross!!! We should hang out some time. That would be pretty kewl. I mean, only if you think it would be. If not that’s totally kewl too. No biggy.