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Can the cumtown posters please share all your favorite Marfan doodoo pics here?

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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since you mentioned earlier that you know a great deal about the ona sub, I’m curious If you remember a few things (don’t mean that in an antagonistic way, just wondering)...

weirdfellas -> dcmcoy_79. Bought a ghostbusters prop for 1500 bucks then tried to return it and spazzed out over the restocking fee. Check out my podcast “live from the 405”
???
gregorianchantz - dumb fucking bit account pretending to be an 8 yr old. “I caught fireflies in a jar today but mommy made me let them go”
???
Rondog01 - used the same sn for a gay dating website. Was face doxxed and deleted his account (this was pretty early on, around 2013 I think)
????
maynardsabeast - infamous “I make liking wrestling cool” copypasta. Constantly bragging how hot his gf was. Then someone found his yt channel and he had uploaded videos of him wrestling his gf in a macho man outfit. She was mildy obese and severely ugly
??? I was around in 2015. I didn’t participate or pay attention to any of the dumb user drama or users at all until here.
bams original Reddit name - mouthful_of_cum ?
I remember her posting her creepy belly button and being disgusted but not her username.
benjamin72 - infinite bans. Responded to everything with “you seem confused”
This one sounds familiar.
stinkskc - live streamed a lottery win then spent the money on a “computer” Also posted a pic of a girl he was hooking up with. She was clearly a tranny (noticeable ball sack). Too many other things to list for him
Yeah of course junkie fuck. SNN. Rumored to have died 50 million times.
someone (likely e rock) showing up and saying Anthony and joe almost got in a fist fight at their mother‘s wake over which one wrote a particular song in 1982
This is insanely weird because this is the first i’m ever hearing of this and I don’t buy it. They’re trashy negros but thats too far. Who knows if they even went to the wake. Plus around this time i’m pretty sure Erock was scared of the sub because he was lurking or something and someone noticed he posted in a random reddit thread about having to restrain a guy from beating his bosses ass over hitting on the guys daughter. And then to cover it up he deleted that and made a bunch of posts on random threads saying he’d never seen the Simpsons.
 

Random username

Comedy dickhead
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Nah, like 3 accounts spammed Pat shit for about 6 months before anyone else started caring about him then after another few months of Pat posts being common enough SpaceEdge made is "Who is Patrick Tomlinson?" thread. Pat posting ruined the sub. It's funny now but that's what ruined the sub. I know because I was there you dullard. Learn how the internet works, we can look at multiple sites and pages.
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How did pat ruin the sub? There wasn't fuck all going on other then him anyway.
 

ChimpanZ

Fruit Loops, Cheerios, Pops, Trix, Cocoa Pebbles
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Nah, like 3 accounts spammed Pat shit for about 6 months before anyone else started caring about him then after another few months of Pat posts being common enough SpaceEdge made is "Who is Patrick Tomlinson?" thread. Pat posting ruined the sub. It's funny now but that's what ruined the sub. I know because I was there you dullard. Learn how the internet works, we can look at multiple sites and pages.
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Maybe we got off on the wrong foot:image_9253_lg:
 

Prison Enjoyer

"My father is not an active homosexual, stlaker"
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HR@PaneraBread

10 people use this account, not CB, We Are Panera!
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I was around in 2015. I didn’t participate or pay attention to any of the dumb user drama or users at all until here.
So here's the main difference between the 2. On reddit the downvote system kept all that drama shit to the bottom so most people didn't see it. if you were seeing it, you were either tagged or involved in the feud or you sorted by controversy/downvotes to hunt it out.

The drama shit here is pinned to the top the minute someone responds so you can't really even ignore it. There's a few of the things on that's guys list that checked out on our end but most of it is so obscure even we don't have a record. Besides we only got involved when that kid got canned
 

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How did pat ruin the sub? There wasn't fuck all going on other then him anyway.

Shitting on Fatrick violated Reddit TOS and got the sub shut down

99% of the sub was loving Fatrick posting, I was the odd man out saying it would get us banned

Basically you can shit on people on Reddit all you want IF they're famous, celebrities, or both. Fatrick is neither, which is why the sub was banned.
 

Cyberatorquer

Five Sink Gangster Cribs
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Shitting on Fatrick violated Reddit TOS and got the sub shut down

99% of the sub was loving Fatrick posting, I was the odd man out saying it would get us banned

Basically you can shit on people on Reddit all you want IF they're famous, celebrities, or both. Fatrick is neither, which is why the sub was banned.
Oopsie doodles, baby child. Hush now.
 

HR@PaneraBread

10 people use this account, not CB, We Are Panera!
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OK so they're all meme humor and our intern that we sent over there isn't all that great in that format but it was something to do with Louis Jordan and his tympany band right after he got banned or whatever and the joke up here was "Somebody done hoodoo'ed the doodoo man" and there was all the lyrics about how he'd hoodoo'd his last doodoo without a doubt....I dunnno we moved on quickly



honestly, they shove all this shit in front of us that we maybe use............30% of it :brothaman_md:
 
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