Can Someone Translate "Shane Speak"

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I saw something on concussions recently and how the frontal lobe being damaged is what affects your personality, behavior, and logic / common sense. I think Shane had said something about an issue with his frontal lobe which makes a ton of sense when you see him being a huge idiot. Also would explain Pat and that scar at the top of his head. The KF guys discovered Shane’s fat “girlfriend” worked for a company that helps retards / mentally disabled people with basic tasks so they can live on their own. Niki must be Pat’s caregiver / essential person to make sure he doesn’t have retarded meltdowns in public.

 

[guest]

FELONY FALSE PUBLIC BUSINESS STATEMENTS!


SUBPOENA!


PRISON!


I’m dyingggg. he’s so fucking dumb

I believe I he got that from Law & Order: Felony False Public Business Statements edition that stared Bill Bixby and Melissa Sue Anderson. It only lasted 8 episodes, but is a cult classic.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Lmfao what a MORON! You can tell Shane has never worked anything but entry level customer service and cashier jobs. He has no idea how businesses work, at all. Or how any aspect of adult life works.

His sperging about suing Leslie for libel is rib-cracking. Shane never stops to ask himself why libel suits aren’t more common. Because more than 90% of them end in a judgement loss for the plaintiff and tens of thousands of dollars MINIMUM just to bring a suit.

Shane Nokes is R E T A R D E D!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Shane reminds me of those stupid parents who threaten their kids with unrealistic punishments the kids know they’re never going to give them. Oh really, you’re going to throw all the chips, cookies and cupcakes in the garbage if I don’t share these Pringles with my sister? I’ll take my chances, dummy.

This is how parental authority is lost. In Shane’s case he never had any authority to start with. He’s just so fucking stupid, it’s scary.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Meanwhile, he spends a large portion of his days calling people he doesn't like nazi pedophiles while making various threats. It's hard to believe he's not a Kaufman type bit.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Shane thinks he can get payday from all this. Not a lawsuit ( he doesnt have a diabetic leg to stand on in court) but just a candy bar.

as much as I hate using a Vox Day saying, Shane is a quintessential Gamma Secret King. No matter what, he can't lose. so he twists logic to pretend whatever happened it's exactly what he wanted and you played right into his trap HAHAHAHHAH

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I saw something on concussions recently and how the frontal lobe being damaged is what affects your personality, behavior, and logic / common sense. I think Shane had said something about an issue with his frontal lobe which makes a ton of sense when you see him being a huge idiot. Also would explain Pat and that scar at the top of his head. The KF guys discovered Shane’s fat “girlfriend” worked for a company that helps retards / mentally disabled people with basic tasks so they can live on their own. Niki must be Pat’s caregiver / essential person to make sure he doesn’t have retarded meltdowns in public.

Phineas Gay-ge

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

as much as I hate using a Vox Day saying, Shane is a quintessential Gamma Secret King.

And if Shane had another 70 IQ points he could earn another Vox Day label: midwit. Alas, he’ll undoubtedly remain a low IQ, literal moron.

 

[PickleRickle]

as much as I hate using a Vox Day saying, Shane is a quintessential Gamma Secret King. No matter what, he can't lose. so he twists logic to pretend whatever happened it's exactly what he wanted and you played right into his trap HAHAHAHHAH

oh dude I forgot all about the gamma secret king bullshit. he actually fits that cornball label perfectly.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This fat, ugly retard literally spends all day every day responding to people and threatening them on any forum available to him. Imagine how braindead you have to be to reply to every Tweet or post on Facebook as if anyone outside of us is looking. I'm sure Leslie doesn't check Facebook to see what you said, you fucking disgusting creature. The only reason we do is because we like laughing at you.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

as much as I hate using a Vox Day saying, Shane is a quintessential Gamma Secret King. No matter what, he can't lose. so he twists logic to pretend whatever happened it's exactly what he wanted and you played right into his trap HAHAHAHHAH

Sadly that seems to a popular cope method. Ive noticed a lot of people doing that. Especially the cheerleaders in the ukraine war topics.