Can Someone Translate "Shane Speak"

[iBangedQuasi]

I have no idea what this pedophilic fat meth mouthed faggot with a deformed dick is trying to say

 

[Coonskin]

He’s still fighting with this Leslie woman? Fuck these people are so ugly fat and pathetic

 

[The Talking Dead]

I think it's something to do with his lust for children. Too many rumors for it not to be true at this point.

Do better, Shane.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It costs $402 to file a LOLsuit in Federal Court.

Methinks the fat fuck doesn't have the funds to do that.

 

[Turk February]

I thought he was kicked off twitter

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I thought he was kicked off twitter

Posting it on Kikebook, it appears.

 

[Honey Badger]

I thought he was kicked off twitter

He’s now posting exclusively on Facebook to an audience of *checks notes*

No one.

 

[PickleRickle]

It costs $402 to file a LOLsuit in Federal Court.

Methinks the fat fuck doesn't have the funds to do that.

Thats like 4 brand new video games. Never going to happen.

 

[SFWA liaison]

hey Shane can you make a Mastodon account so we can all read and laugh at you? this facebook screenshot shit is annoying as fuck and I legit feel bad for any family member of yours that has to see that on their feed

yours in Chrsit, Sink.

ps: or just learn to ban-evade twitter nigga you're a cybersecurity expert , it should be easy

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Hey Shane, could you like ... not be alive anymore? That would be great.

Pat has more value as a person than Shane. Shane's fat, ugly disgusting body is nature's way of telling you what a void he is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s still fighting with this Leslie woman? Fuck these people are so ugly fat and pathetic

It’s not like he has anything in his life. Seriously, he’s fat, gross, poor, and is ignored by his family and friendless.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That guy he kept referring to as “Tro” and not his full name is a black man. Racist Shane disrespected him and was pretty much calling him “boy” and demanding the black man do what he says. Not a good look, Shane.

 

[More Worser]

I have no idea what this pedophilic fat meth mouthed faggot with a deformed dick is trying to say
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He's one of those people with a mind so juvenile that they think "I'm stepping down from my duties" means you surrender ownership of the company, that "false public business statements" are illegal, and that any and all cessation of work constitutes retirement.

He's infuriatingly immature and stupid. Like Patrick. Really makes you think.

 

[NoBacon]

Shane Nokes and Epeke Ooga battling for attention from sweet random lady Leslie

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's one of those people with a mind so juvenile that they think "I'm stepping down from my duties" means you surrender ownership of the company, that "false public business statements" are illegal, and that any and all cessation of work constitutes retirement.

He's infuriatingly immature and stupid. Like Patrick. Really makes you think.

He thinks things said on twitter are business statements like it’s a publicly traded company. He seems to have the same mental “condition” as Pat but more severe.

I think it’s clear both of them had some serious blow to the head that made them this way, Shane I think said something about having a “frontal lobe” issue and we’ve seen Pat has some mysterious scar at the top of his forehead.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I heard the butter knife went so far up his asshole, that it severed his frontal lobe.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Shane thinks he can get payday from all this. Not a lawsuit ( he doesnt have a diabetic leg to stand on in court) but just a candy bar.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

What a fucking fag. He's sitting around bullying some fat old nigger loving hag. He should join the board and become one of us.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He should join the board and become one of us.

No thanks.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

FELONY FALSE PUBLIC BUSINESS STATEMENTS!


SUBPOENA!


PRISON!


I’m dyingggg. he’s so fucking dumb