Called it! Another holiday “incident”

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

What horseshit. They don’t just come over and shut the gas off because someone says they smell a leak.

 

[MonsterSteve]

His house is dilapidated and old as shit. Wasn't there a complaint by the previous tenants of exposed wires or something? It's likely the gas company detected an issue an came out to check.

When he destroys his shitty plumbing from Christmas Miller lite dumps he'll blame the "stalkers" .


"Welp the stalkers clogged my toilet with diabetes beer shits again 1/16"

"*Sigh*, the stalkers shit in my underwear again 1/12"

 

[Steve Ramone]

What horseshit. They don’t just come over and shut the gas off because someone says they smell a leak.

Shutting off your gas in winter in northern climates is a big fucking deal for obvious reasons.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[MonsterSteve]

This will never ever ever not be funny. Him responding CANCEL and then realizing he fucked up and thinking the automated stlaker would be okay with changing the request is hilarious.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

This will never ever ever not be funny. Him responding CANCEL and then realizing he fucked up and thinking the automated stlaker would be okay with changing the request is hilarious.

The fake text messages are far funnier than actually calling the gas company. Nobody here even thinks the supposed gas company prank he is trying to pin on this place is even funny.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Nobody here even thinks the supposed gas company prank he is trying to pin on this place is even funny.

I can think of a few dumb fucks that would

I'm too lazy so just pretend I'm tapping a sign

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Shutting off your gas in winter in northern climates is a big fucking deal for obvious reasons.

Obviously they’re going to check and see if there’s a leak first, not just come over and shut it off and go back home.

Oh yeah let’s waste some gas employees time on Xmas Eve, what a hilarious prank.

 

[peckafacce]

What the hell is a false power outage report? All those systems are automated. The energy company knows your power is out before you do

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

What the hell is a false power outage report? All those systems are automated. The energy company knows your power is out before you do

Performative victimhood.

 

[Clint Ruin]

What horseshit. They don’t just come over and shut the gas off because someone says they smell a leak.

That's like my doctor giving me chemo cuz I think that weird bump on my neck is cancer

 

[Stent]

I can't wait to use the prison phone to call the gas company next Christmas.

I’ve already wrapped all my prezzies!

 

[guest]

This will never ever ever not be funny. Him responding CANCEL and then realizing he fucked up and thinking the automated stlaker would be okay with changing the request is hilarious.

Thanks for explaining the bit to everybody.
I was confused at first, but I chortled after reading your recap. Kudos brudda

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Eat All The Brats

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Hey pig tits! Winter started 3 days ago so it’s the beginning of winter not the middle. Dry your tears in Nikki’s unwashed hair you clown.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Performative victimhood.

He'd have to be beyond retarded to make such an easily disproven claim with the feds no doubt looking into these obviously fake swatTINGS.

 

[The Talking Dead]

My poor obliterated Christmas ribs.

 

[retard]

Twas the night before Christmas, and into his house
a SWAT team bearing guns at him and his spouse
the stalkers that hung outside his house blare
"sausage made of kidnapped nigger kids" to all that care
estranged daughter all snug some other place in her bed
while fried carbs and whiskey went into fat head
A door kicked in made such a large clatter
Pat furious that he's interrupted while getting fatter
Though the window was thrown a grenade of bang flash
"I paid the judgement! Please stop! you have all my cash!"

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Obviously they’re going to check and see if there’s a leak first, not just come over and shut it off and go back home.

Oh yeah let’s waste some gas employees time on Xmas Eve, what a hilarious prank.

As a man that supports and defends organized labor (not checkout workers looking for 30 bucks an hour, but actual workers that keep America going) I'm sick that somebody lost his paid half day for Christmas Eve which is not a holiday so pig could cry. If Pig had waited until today it would have been double time and half, callout pay and a guaranteed 4 hours for maybe a 10 minute visit. So 40-50 bucks yesterday vs 100-125 an hour and 4 hours today. I'd be happy to run out quick today for 500 bucks, but pissed for 50 yesterday. Pat hates the working man.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

What a funny bit.


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What a lying fat cunt. I smelled gas from my house the other day and had a dude come over to check it out. Weirdly, he never turned off the gas. It’s almost as if Rick is lying to make himself a victim