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Where are you from, character?If I could get away with it, I’d kill every texan off.
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Where are you from, character?If I could get away with it, I’d kill every texan off.
I guess not from texasWhere are you from, character?
Imagine either of these faggots even in the Yugoslav mixup. They are so out of place. We're too soft for that.The boogaloo is a pipe dream of Pats and Joes to fantasize about all day on social media, and that's the exact reason it'll never happen.
Look at that pencil neck bulb headed 3rd worldster. He got the duck dynasty shirt from one of those large outdoor metal bins people donate clothes to.View attachment 178929
Nice gaffers tape vent and duck dynasty shirt, stupid. Your lip is disgusting and broken. Fix it.
Why don’t you you shut the fuck up, you child rapist interloper.![]()
Extremists Call for ‘Civil War’ and ‘Secession’ Over Texas Border Ruling
“The feds are staging a civil war, and Texas should stand their ground,” a GOP Congressman tweeted after the Supreme Court ruled for the Biden Administration.www.vice.com
Looks like the backroom negotiations are falling apart...prepare accordingly, funsters.
What the fuck is TX? Speak English, you jabbering pseudo intellectual rapist. I read down your wish list and none of that shit is going to happen. You know nothing about this country you hate. You’re not intelligent or a decent Human being. Fuck off.Worst-case scenario, this is how it might play out:
1) Biden tries to federalize the Texas National Guard under Title 10.
2) At least one of the TX National Guard generals refuses the order (the general will claim Biden’s federalization under the circumstances constitutes illegal orders). Trump weighs in and people start getting HEATED.
3) Biden then invokes the insurrection act and tries to federalize all national guard troops - and Biden will claim state rebellion. Trump continues to weigh in and things escalate quickly - and they attempt to arrest Trump.
4) Abbot orders all TX law enforcement on duty and asks Sheriffs offices to start building posse’s (also known as militias).
5) The Texas house has emergency session because someone in the Austin area tries to impeach Abbot. Trump continues to weigh in and things heat up further.
6) TX courts are thrown into chaos.
7) Federal courts are thrown into chaos.
8) Other red states see their opportunity and start pushing back against the Federal Government and take it to varying degrees.
9) Biden declares martial law. Martial Law makes crazy people do crazy people things.
10) Red states do not comply.
...the end.
Texas's governer's response:
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He probably also blinks 50 times a minute and is 4’11.”This is actually the first time I remember seeing someone here call out that faggot for being a pseudo-intellectual.
Lol. He's the Joe Rogan for cave niggers with wigs.
People are way too comfortable to try anything serious. I don’t care how many guns you own, you’re not gonna risk getting killed for things that you wouldn’t know about if you turned off the TV or got off the InternetConservative white gentiles are the dumbest, most impotent people in the electoral process. They stand for nothing, they are nothing. They have no idea who they are or what they even want. Just use words like "Freedom" and "Tyranny" in a sentence- doesn't even have to make sense- and they will become sexually aroused. That's it; that's their entire political understanding.
I doubt that the FBI has even bothered to infiltrate and destroy it. I've been a member of a firearms forum for over a decade. Naturally, mostly gen x and boomer conservative guys. Nice guys, but mentally retarded across-the-board. All the fatties fed-posted for years about what they would do if [x] anti-gun legislation passed. Well, said legislation passed. You know what happened? I think 9 of them got together and held signs. They then went to Wendy's on the way home, took selfies and boomer-posted the success on Facebook. I'm sure "let freedom ring" was said many, many times.
You have two options...hey boq do you have any old, semi relevant books on this topic you could record a video of? I feel like some of the folx here are doubting your credentials
I watched that video again and almost spit up the Bloody Mary I’m drinking for breakfast.
Refute each point with a counterpoint...you can't, all you can muster in your pathetic life is working graveyard shifts and cooking really bad stromboli. Sentimental DrunkieWhat the fuck is TX? Speak English, you jabbering pseudo intellectual rapist. I read down your wish list and none of that shit is going to happen. You know nothing about this country you hate. You’re not intelligent or a decent Human being. Fuck off.
It’s a wish list of nonsensical jabberings from some uninformed illegal foreigner. That’s my refutation. I’ve lived in the US my entire life. City, suburbs all across the tri state area.Refute each point with a counterpoint...you can't, all you can muster in your pathetic life is working graveyard shifts and cooking really bad stromboli. Sentimental Drunkie
You manic post until 5am, schizster.You have two options...
-Post a receipt, as it's clear you're just a drunk and THE most Patpost-y patposter here right now
-Log off
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