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Call for CIVIL WAR and SECESSION by Texas Republicans due to Border crisis getting louder:

Chive Turkey

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The US had a bunch of supporters from one political faction storm Congress following an election they deemed to be fraudulent and nothing fucking happened. Don't get your hopes up.

The boogaloo is a pipe dream of Pats and Joes to fantasize about all day on social media, and that's the exact reason it'll never happen.
 
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Love to see reddit seething

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Worst-case scenario, this is how it might play out:

1) Biden tries to federalize the Texas National Guard under Title 10.
2) At least one of the TX National Guard generals refuses the order (the general will claim Biden’s federalization under the circumstances constitutes illegal orders). Trump weighs in and people start getting HEATED.
3) Biden then invokes the insurrection act and tries to federalize all national guard troops - and Biden will claim state rebellion. Trump continues to weigh in and things escalate quickly - and they attempt to arrest Trump.
4) Abbot orders all TX law enforcement on duty and asks Sheriffs offices to start building posse’s (also known as militias).
5) The Texas house has emergency session because someone in the Austin area tries to impeach Abbot. Trump continues to weigh in and things heat up further.
6) TX courts are thrown into chaos.
7) Federal courts are thrown into chaos.
8) Other red states see their opportunity and start pushing back against the Federal Government and take it to varying degrees.
9) Biden declares martial law. Martial Law makes crazy people do crazy people things.
10) Red states do not comply.

...the end.

Texas's governer's response:

GEp0D-FWYAARtFy
What the fuck is TX? Speak English, you jabbering pseudo intellectual rapist. I read down your wish list and none of that shit is going to happen. You know nothing about this country you hate. You’re not intelligent or a decent Human being. Fuck off.
 

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Conservative white gentiles are the dumbest, most impotent people in the electoral process. They stand for nothing, they are nothing. They have no idea who they are or what they even want. Just use words like "Freedom" and "Tyranny" in a sentence- doesn't even have to make sense- and they will become sexually aroused. That's it; that's their entire political understanding.

I doubt that the FBI has even bothered to infiltrate and destroy it. I've been a member of a firearms forum for over a decade. Naturally, mostly gen x and boomer conservative guys. Nice guys, but mentally retarded across-the-board. All the fatties fed-posted for years about what they would do if [x] anti-gun legislation passed. Well, said legislation passed. You know what happened? I think 9 of them got together and held signs. They then went to Wendy's on the way home, took selfies and boomer-posted the success on Facebook. I'm sure "let freedom ring" was said many, many times.
 

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Conservative white gentiles are the dumbest, most impotent people in the electoral process. They stand for nothing, they are nothing. They have no idea who they are or what they even want. Just use words like "Freedom" and "Tyranny" in a sentence- doesn't even have to make sense- and they will become sexually aroused. That's it; that's their entire political understanding.

I doubt that the FBI has even bothered to infiltrate and destroy it. I've been a member of a firearms forum for over a decade. Naturally, mostly gen x and boomer conservative guys. Nice guys, but mentally retarded across-the-board. All the fatties fed-posted for years about what they would do if [x] anti-gun legislation passed. Well, said legislation passed. You know what happened? I think 9 of them got together and held signs. They then went to Wendy's on the way home, took selfies and boomer-posted the success on Facebook. I'm sure "let freedom ring" was said many, many times.
People are way too comfortable to try anything serious. I don’t care how many guns you own, you’re not gonna risk getting killed for things that you wouldn’t know about if you turned off the TV or got off the Internet
 
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hey boq do you have any old, semi relevant books on this topic you could record a video of? I feel like some of the folx here are doubting your credentials

I watched that video again and almost spit up the Bloody Mary I’m drinking for breakfast.
You have two options...

-Post a receipt, as it's clear you're just a drunk and THE most Patpost-y patposter here right now
-Log off
 
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What the fuck is TX? Speak English, you jabbering pseudo intellectual rapist. I read down your wish list and none of that shit is going to happen. You know nothing about this country you hate. You’re not intelligent or a decent Human being. Fuck off.
Refute each point with a counterpoint...you can't, all you can muster in your pathetic life is working graveyard shifts and cooking really bad stromboli. Sentimental Drunkie
 
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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson shows his support:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/SpeakerJohnson/status/1750375316478931298[/URL]

Bill in the Senate:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/JDvance1/status/1750565556153921728[/URL]

>The Governors of Florida, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Montana, Georgia, Virginia, and Missouri have all issued statements standing with Texas
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/KristiNoem/status/1750267433498161516[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/GovGianforte/status/1749958694966640717#m[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1750292966067851637[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://nitter.net/GovStitt/status/1750251885783879831#m[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://x.com/jvcressler/status/1750340004457406636?s=46&t=CZOAQrLkBEZL_JMoML2hfA[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/GlennYoungkin/status/1750347978596864175[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/BrianKempGA/status/1750361294274805831[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/JimJusticeWV/status/1750503712185799161[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/GovBillLee/status/1750518096907894859[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/LAGovJeffLandry/status/1750542184292467023[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/GovDougBurgum/status/1750540884439908619[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/teampillen/status/1750528799656366343[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/GovernorLittle/status/1750548010130702358[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/kayiveyforgov/status/1750499492858646673[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/SarahHuckabee/status/1750581732389327060[/URL]

Governer Abbot issues new invasion declaration:

[MEDIA=youtube]9x3Pf8iePNQ[/MEDIA]
 
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1 hour ago:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.forbes.com/sites/pauliddon/2024/01/25/is-this-the-beginning-of-the-end-for-us-troop-deployments-in-syria-and-iraq/?sh=56e8c7b14a6c[/URL]


...Now it makes sense why US troops are withdrawing from Iraq and Syria (Iran is no longer able to "kayfabe" fake, pre-warned and agreed upon performaTive strikes at US military bases, since Russia is no longer isolated in the Black Sea and is placing boot on Iran's neck and forcing it to utter REAL threats at both the US and its minion Israel).

America's military is focusing on a HUGE pending domestic problem. The troops are coming home (but to fight).
 

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Refute each point with a counterpoint...you can't, all you can muster in your pathetic life is working graveyard shifts and cooking really bad stromboli. Sentimental Drunkie
It’s a wish list of nonsensical jabberings from some uninformed illegal foreigner. That’s my refutation. I’ve lived in the US my entire life. City, suburbs all across the tri state area.

I’m an actual American meanwhile you’re a non entity, an outsider. Even other Somalis must fucking despise you.

Again, what is with you and Stromboli.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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You have two options...

-Post a receipt, as it's clear you're just a drunk and THE most Patpost-y patposter here right now
-Log off
You manic post until 5am, schizster.

Also I’ve been in the boqposting game these days, not patposting. You’re actually much more fun than pat. That low res video of the books was amazing—harkened back to a bygone era of the internet and gave me some major nostalgia.
 
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