Look it resulted in some rib busting pig texts regarding ona claiming hoolis so I can't lie and say I didn't enjoy the results.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Buncha fawkin faggots
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Just because it is Dan doesnt make it less funny. Bit was great. Furburger destroyed you there.
Look, you either do bits or you don’t. Dan did a bit and I respect that.
Lucyposting is a bit.
Great thread. Really pounded that guy.
Dan’s exact logic when he tried to say people shouldn’t be allowed to post, or that they’re “low effort”, and he’s the “ringmaster”. The reason any of this shit even started. I can respect going the distance but, this thread was about the immediate dick sucking that went on for basically what equates to: Dan got 2 beers and annoyed patrons at Hooli’s, pretends it’s everyone else’s fault he left us, but it’s cool now, water under the bridge, and then took 2 or 3 pictures. He did basically nothing. Others have turned it into a hilarious bit, which he does deserve credit for. He’s not going to fuck you, he paid to fuck his 9/10 Brazilian wife.
It’s a low effort bit, which is why only the big dogs should be allowed to post. They can’t all be hits. Maybe next time champ.
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Show your bit which comes close.
What's your bit, sucking Dan's cock?
"Hooli's for me forever. Never for you, atalker".
Oh, yeah - he's handling it fine. The motherfucker called the police when he heard Dan turned up; I'm sure seeing that photo will calm him right down.
The one where I asked you to post something funny you'd done, and then you went back into who's more popular and who's not invited to your birthday party?
I know; high school's tough, sweetie. Just be yourself and the other kids will like you.
Lucyposting is a way of life.
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Shit isnt black or white, Dans bit was great and now SpaceEdge and BudDickman made great spinoffs outta that.
Dan's a mentally retarded mongoloid with bitch tits, seems black and white enough for me.
Also i'm sorry, who are you?
Doesn't change the fact that you're sucking Dan's dick, faggot.
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You got who I am in some other thread, birdclaw.
Dans bit was hilarious and you sperging out is even funnier.
By appreciating his bit of going to Hooli’s, which is already paying massive dividends as we claim it for OnA?
You could call that sucking his dick, or you could call it having my own opinion on shit instead of desperately trying to be part of the cool kids club.
I thought Putin bombed your country, i'm glad you're still alive despite our differences, faggot.
Yeah, he called because Dan took a picture of dolls at hooligans. Not the fact he went to his house and took pictures of them doing something. I also answered you. I said half my Joe posts are funnier than that. You’re the one who made it about who’s more popular. Clearly you have poor reading comprehension. Nice try wit da hate though.
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And Im glad that you wont be drafted because of your disability!
Lucyposting isn't a disabilty dammit!