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Bruce Springsteen never had a blue collar job

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Your comparison sucks. No one thought Johnny Cash shot a man or was named Sue. No one thought Elton John or David Bowie were going to space. Both of those things are unrealistic. Working for a living is not. And Elton John / Johnny Cash didn’t make their whole personas around the fantasies they wrote about. It would be like finding out Elton John isn’t actually gay. What do you mean? Thats all he was singing about for years.
Johnny Cash 100% made his persona around fantasies he wrote about.
Springsteen grew up in dogshit New Jersey among the working class, and he wrote about it. No one with a modicum of common sense would ever mistake him for an actual factory worker. He's joked from the beginning of his career that he's the biggest liar in the world and has never worked an honest day in his life.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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Your comparison sucks. No one thought Johnny Cash shot a man or was named Sue. No one thought Elton John or David Bowie were going to space. Both of those things are unrealistic. Working for a living is not. And Elton John / Johnny Cash didn’t make their whole personas around the fantasies they wrote about. It would be like finding out Elton John isn’t actually gay. What do you mean? Thats all he was singing about for years.
When did Elton John ever sing about being gay? He didn't even write the lyrics.
 

sinbad

Accomplished comedian sinbad
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