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Bruce Springsteen never had a blue collar job

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I for one am very shocked someone who grifts off blue collar workers isn’t one at all. That’s literally their entire shtick. Also Bruce only got popular because it was the 80’s and everyone loved America. Also he was from New Jersey and they’re so talentless they were willing to promote even the worst of one of their own.
 

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Yes, and Johnny Cash never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die and Elton John never actually took a rocket ship into space.
Nice observation, literal faggot.
Your comparison sucks. No one thought Johnny Cash shot a man or was named Sue. No one thought Elton John or David Bowie were going to space. Both of those things are unrealistic. Working for a living is not. And Elton John / Johnny Cash didn’t make their whole personas around the fantasies they wrote about. It would be like finding out Elton John isn’t actually gay. What do you mean? Thats all he was singing about for years.
 
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