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Bro she isnt going to fuck you

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Yes, you're right:

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So did you, Fatso.
 
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I really think this is how it is. He's so woke that he can't be roped into a traditional Christian marriage. Since he and his ilk think Christians are the worst. His wife straying to eat box is a good thing.
Well I don't think on the bull dyke circuit that she would have any problem obtaining pussy. But Tomlinson is the Shane Gillis of pussy getting: unfunny, awkward, no confidence, muttering boob who is too awkward to succeed.
 

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Well I don't think on the bull dyke circuit that she would have any problem obtaining pussy. But Tomlinson is the Shane Gillis of pussy getting: unfunny, awkward, no confidence, muttering boob who is too awkward to succeed.
Oh I agree with you, all he gets is to be a Twitter Casanova while she eats gash
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Pat only simps for women who make his faucet run warm, but puts uggos like his one Twitter fan (the air force vet with the tranny kid) is n the pay no mind list. But why would he ever show her (or anybody) that HS pic? Does he actually think he looked good with that ponytail and goatee on his already mushy shapeless face?

And if this bitch is married to a deployed military member you know she was open for business and Jody was reaming her holes frequently. Pat is just too weird and gross.
 

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I really think this is how it is. He's so woke that he can't be roped into a traditional Christian marriage. Since he and his ilk think Christians are the worst. His wife straying to eat box is a good thing.
Knowing pat and his controlling nature she probably has more limits than he does. Like she's only allowed to sleep with women on the side or something because being bisexual to stupid Niki means she can't only have one or the other. And pat is too egotistical to let her have any other duck but his. Pat gets to go after any woman he wants but generally fails. So he gets to joke " me and my wife can chase pussy on the side! Hur Hur"
 
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