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Brian making threats and crying about us

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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"Mommy is cutting me a check to buy books!"

You're 60, kill yourself.

The only person I know that acts like this at least has the excuse that they're on crystal meth.
He’s like a kid excited that he got his allowance early.
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Shut up, Brian. You would have wasted your money on shit like video games
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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We're not socializing people properly anymore. This pathetic faggot didn't get a healthy amount of shame instilled in him at an impressionable age, and so he runs to social media to dump his purse when he should be mortified that this is his life at all, let alone that other people know about it.
Im so glad I found his FB freak out where he admits someone ELSE has to pay the mortgage for him and his mom because they’re so poor.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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If chef adam can pretend to cook food while being less intelligent than my dog then Brian can greet people at Walmart. Or take tickets at theaters, whatever the less charismatic retards do these days.
He can tweet and play video games all day so he can work on a computer for even basic data entry / customer service but that’s too much for sleepyhead
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He’s like a kid excited that he got his allowance early.
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Shut up, Brian. You would have wasted your money on shit like video games
That was probably like the late 90s. Brian, there was a later time, when presumably you did have the $$$ where Apple was trading at just under $100. October 2008 or so. $1000, after the recovery, growth, splits and dividends would have you sitting on about $70k right now.
 

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We're not socializing people properly anymore. This pathetic faggot didn't get a healthy amount of shame instilled in him at an impressionable age, and so he runs to social media to dump his purse when he should be mortified that this is his life at all, let alone that other people know about it.
Whoa whoa whoa you’re in the Brian thread buddy not the Paul Weimar one
 

Suetonius

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How can someone go “Yeah i’m never working again, the next 30 years of life are gonna be a lot of Netflix binging” and NOT want to just shoot yourself? He’s not rich enough to have some adventurous retirement and even if he were it seems his disability prevents him from doing anything adventurous.

This is legitimately a worthless life and I can’t believe he may be more pathetic than Paul Weimar. Paul lives on his own. He DOES have a “community” that seems close knit with him, constantly jumping to say they’re sorry for him. He DOES have a job. He has money. This is literally the bare minimum and this Brian guy has none of that.
 
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