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Brian Keene is giving store credit for throwing out Richard Tomlinson books

iBangedQuasi

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It went nowhere because it makes no sense. I probably “dated” the most when I was unemployed because there was nothing else to do but swipe endlessly on tinder. No one is passing up on pussy because they can’t spend $20 on cheap drinks at a dive bar
Rick has only slept with two women so his sample size is extremely small. Like his faucet shaped cock
 
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It went nowhere because it makes no sense. I probably “dated” the most when I was unemployed because there was nothing else to do but swipe endlessly on tinder. No one is passing up on pussy because they can’t spend $20 on cheap drinks at a dive bar
I never got more pussy than when I was my poorest. Not even close.

I had a shitty job out of college, was living with 2 other losers, drinking PBR or whatever shitty beer and fucking a different broad every couple weeks/month.
 

Suetonius

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Hoo hoo who’s this Brian Keene guy, Robin? We did a story on him? All these people using my name, just sucking my dick for attention. :zrucyk7:
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I never got more pussy than when I was my poorest. Not even close.

I had a shitty job out of college, was living with 2 other losers, drinking PBR or whatever shitty beer and fucking a different broad every couple weeks/month.
Same here, now that I have money / stability / savings / etc I just don’t feel like doing what I did when I was next to broke in my early 20s. Piggy also never had a true college / turning 21 experience since he was already married to the one woman who would sleep with him. He claims he’s “so happy” he got married before tinder and all dating apps (not so, they were a thing in the early 2010s plus social media) because he’s a fucking loser that couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse.
 

Suetonius

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"What amounts to a book burning"
Stupid fat cunt.
Its a perfect example of how Rick doesn’t believe in anything, even his PC liberal opinions. They’re all just a means to an end.

Anyone who gave a shit about “book burning” wouldn’t throw it around in such trivial contexts or connect themselves to it disingenuously.

But he doesn’t give a shit. In fact, I know he knows this isn’t at all comparable to a “book burning”, i don’t have to explain how its different. He knows. But he doesn’t give a fuck. He’s evil.
 

Suetonius

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Yep, and he's like a foot taller than Pat. So Pat has to call him "little" to deal with it.

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Does anyone else think its weird that we have years of Ricks online activities documented, and we know exactly how his mother didn’t breastfeed him, or the thousand odd jobs his father worked at, yet he tells NO STORIES about Kyle? I mean I remember vaguely like one or two he told, but its strange he parades around every member of the family except him.
 

Honey Badger

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Does anyone else think its weird that we have years of Ricks online activities documented, and we know exactly how his mother didn’t breastfeed him, or the thousand odd jobs his father worked at, yet he tells NO STORIES about Kyle? I mean I remember vaguely like one or two he told, but its strange he parades around every member of the family except him.
It was like a year ago he claimed they play D&D every Friday…despite living two hours apart.
 
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Does anyone else think its weird that we have years of Ricks online activities documented, and we know exactly how his mother didn’t breastfeed him, or the thousand odd jobs his father worked at, yet he tells NO STORIES about Kyle? I mean I remember vaguely like one or two he told, but its strange he parades around every member of the family except him.
That's an easy one. It's cause he doesn't want other people to know his younger, big brother has an actual science background, played varsity, and stands at a dominant 6'3.
 

kingship75

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Does anyone else think its weird that we have years of Ricks online activities documented, and we know exactly how his mother didn’t breastfeed him, or the thousand odd jobs his father worked at, yet he tells NO STORIES about Kyle? I mean I remember vaguely like one or two he told, but its strange he parades around every member of the family except him.
That’s because I believe, a long time ago, Kyle snatched Pat by the throat, slammed him against the wall, and made it clear that little bro’s life is off-limits.
 
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Him calling the recycle bin thing “book burning” is a great example of performative fake ally Pat.

He’s latching onto the the current “thing” and hijacking peoples feelings against it to benefit him. His books aren’t being thrown out because of their content, but because he’s a massive cunt and was an asshole to someone.

But rather than accept he did anything wrong he just acts like he’s a victim being silenced for nefarious reasons.
Stephen King also found out his books were banned recently from Florida public schools and went on about it all day on Twitter a few days ago that so I feel like Pat thinks they're simpatico.

Actually, I've thought Pat's entire Twitter persona is him ripping off Stephen King's Twitter. Author, kind of edgy/angry replies to people he doesn't agree with, lots of unapologetic liberal takes "telling it like it is."

Stephen King is of course one of the most famous authors in the world, has sold millions of books and had his books turned into movies and Pat is Pat. So yeah they're basically the same.
 
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File770 blocked Pat on BlueSky and X, you can tell by the quote post being inaccessible




everyone grew tired of his shit, it's over
I'm assuming Leslie and Mike and spoke behind the scenes because there have been multiple posts on File770 and still no retraction/platforming whatever bullshit narrative Rick was trying to push. Either that or Mike has blocked him but still another win for Owen!

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Rick Roblinson

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I'm assuming Leslie and Mike and spoke behind the scenes because there have been multiple posts on File770 and still no retraction/platforming whatever bullshit narrative Rick was trying to push. Either that or Mike has blocked him but still another win for Owen!

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Nevertheless, she persisted.

brb going to fucking kill myself now.
 

RickReternal

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Stephen King also found out his books were banned recently from Florida public schools and went on about it all day on Twitter a few days ago that so I feel like Pat thinks they're simpatico.

Actually, I've thought Pat's entire Twitter persona is him ripping off Stephen King's Twitter. Author, kind of edgy/angry replies to people he doesn't agree with, lots of unapologetic liberal takes "telling it like it is."

Stephen King is of course one of the most famous authors in the world, has sold millions of books and had his books turned into movies and Pat is Pat. So yeah they're basically the same.
I see what you’re saying but Pat is too stupid to ape King effectively. King is unbearable on X but he never hits the crazed rage notes that pig does daily.
 
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