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Brian Keene is giving store credit for throwing out Richard Tomlinson books

BoomerSperg

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I'm too lazy to do the screenshot right now, but shaun duke has gone from being a homeowner to a renter, has to speak Spanish in his neighborhood, and has to reconfigure his streaming set up because he can no longer show his room
did the woman wanting a green card take him for half of everything like literally everyone here expected?
 

fricklefrackle

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AliceWorquer

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Same. Ordering a Keene book now. It'll fit nicely next to my other Pat inspired purchases. Janeski, Correia, even got Mexican wife beater Del Arroz on there from back in the day
Giving JDA money for any reason whatsoever
It is kinda weird, but then again so is pissing away 100 grand on a dumb lawsuit, and getting in public spats with colleagues, and being trolled for 6 years, and getting swatted 50 times. The weirdest thing is that all these independently weird events keep happening to Patrick but nobody else in the history of mankind.
 
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It is kinda weird, but then again so is pissing away 100 grand on a dumb lawsuit, and getting in public spats with colleagues, and being trolled for 6 years, and getting swatted 50 times. The weirdest thing is that all these independently weird events keep happening to Patrick but nobody else in the history of mankind.
It just demonstrates how thin skinned Rick actually is. Any other author with a normal BMI/decent GPA would laugh it of as a joke but Mama Raven's special boy and his histrionics has to equate it to Nazi Germany.
 
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"It's a waste of time and money to sue him because his orbiters are retarded losers and he's a poorfag who only owns cheap trash."

Brian Keene has definitely put research into the fat asshole who's defaming him.
In Pat's brain, the smoking gun that Brian's been hanging out with us the stlaker childs is that he too has discovered that, in spite of his bluster, that Pat is really just a fat fucking loser. (I'm pointing at my head, for effect.)
 

Rick Roblinson

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what a fawking tease

i know we would immediately use them to shit on rick but cmon at least give us ONE
You know there's a ton of people sick and tired of his fucking shit and who would love nothing more than to tell him to shut the fuck up already, but they know how he operates like a fat unrelenting cunty T-1000 from The Terminator.
 

Rick Roblinson

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HAHA HOLEE SHIIIT...I love it. He's got the police report and everything in there. Get fucked, fatty. I knew this day would come, when people in his industry would openly turn on him. It doesn't matter if you got swaTTed 100 times. You've been such a fucking cunt to so many people over the years that anyone who has a direct interaction with you leaves going "Yep. Now I get it." and anyone who isn't a complete fucking retard can see from afar that you've been the author of your own fat demise this entire time. OOPSIE DOODLES!
 

General Fatton

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Hoo-le-sheeit. Forget about the kiwifarms thread OP, From now on this is the go-to summary of patposting for civilians. Its written by an actual writer, Rick cannot attribute it to a neonazi/white supremacist/gamergater/cyberstalking cult guy and goes straight for the jugular on Rick's issues. Sure, a quick mention of the lawsuits would have been golden, but Brian kept it brief. If only he had recorded that phone call...

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Patrick is an AirBnB host, a failed stand-up comedian, and a midlist science-fiction writer who’s career is in decline

Writing was a hobby, his career is insurance sales

Rick Tomlinson has been harassed, and that is wrong. In my opinion, rather than taking any steps to prevent further harassment, he has instead used his victimization to gain social clout, and as a shield to harass others.

Patrick (whose name I’m going to shorten to Rick from here on out just to avoid typing ‘Patrick’ continually)

Before, during, and after the jacuzzi
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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AliceWorquer

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I’m so happy.

Edit: Liban commenth?

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I didn't think it was possible that there could be a worse front cover than The Scotty. These fucking nerds need to be pelted with rotten fruit until they can learn something about aesthetics. So many of these idiots spend god knows how long writing a book only to wrap it up in the most repellent image they can find. It might as well be printed on a dog turd for how little it makes you want to pick it up. Forget all the kike hate, this front cover is the most offensive thing ever posted here.
 
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