Brendan Schaub rescues three children from car crash, earns a lifetime pass for prior faggotry

[fenrir]

When he finally made it to the wrecked car, he said that there were multiple children inside and another person, and he attempted to pull everybody from the wreckage.

I thought you weren't supposed to move people from a car wreck, because you might make their injuries worse.

Whatever, this guy will always be a horribly unfunny faggot.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The best part is he most definitely didn’t even mean to expose his wife as being an evil cunt, he included that detail because he’s a genuine fucking retard.

Still, it’s a tough one man, not sure i’m buying all this.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

When your main source is Brendan Schaub you know it's fiction.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I thought you weren't supposed to move people from a car wreck, because you might make their injuries worse.

Whatever, this guy will always be a horribly unfunny faggot.
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did he inject his lips with something?

 

[Monk]

So its real?

Seems like it.



Even the subreddit full of people who hate him are admitting it's real.

On a side note, seems like Schaub stole the Cumia tactic of labeling their internet haters as foodservice workers but instead of Panera employees, Schaub claims his haters work at PF Changs. Hope someone has to extract his empty severed head from the twisted metal of a horrific car accident.

 

[fenrir]

did he inject his lips with something?

Looks like it. To give better blowjobs probably. His "comedy" don't pay the rent.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Can't wait to see the police footage. Would he be so dumb to lie about this?

Especially since he drives a very obvious blue Porsche GT2. It should be easy to spot in any video.

 

[Coonskin]

How did the moms head explode all over the car without the kids noticing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just don't understand how that sub was ever a thing

I check it out sometimes but I don't give a fuck about Schaub or Callen. I really like seeing people shit on that Lex Fridman guy. Like, I mean I get a fucking boner reading people say mean shit about him. I fucking hate him so much. Every single thing he does or says makes me cringe.

 

[fenrir]

I check it out sometimes but I don't give a fuck about Schaub or Callen. I really like seeing people shit on that Lex Fridman guy. Like, I mean I get a fucking boner reading people say mean shit about him. I fucking hate him so much. Every single thing he does or says makes me cringe.

He's the smartest guy that sounds like a tard since Michio Kaku.

 

[UnPRePared]

I check it out sometimes but I don't give a fuck about Schaub or Callen. I really like seeing people shit on that Lex Fridman guy. Like, I mean I get a fucking boner reading people say mean shit about him. I fucking hate him so much. Every single thing he does or says makes me cringe.

Lex Friedman is to genuine intelligence what Jimmy Saville was to quality babysitting.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

First off, never pull anyone our of a car unless it's actively burning. Odds of you accidentally killing someone with a broken neck are way higher.

 

[analeggsalad]

Brendan Nigger

 

[analeggsalad]

I thought you weren't supposed to move people from a car wreck, because you might make their injuries worse.

Whatever, this guy will always be a horribly unfunny faggot.
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why is a guy with this 'face' named "Schaub" anyway?

 

[analeggsalad]

Boy is it awkward now that downvotes have names attached to them.

 

[WhereWeAt]

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He's the smartest guy that sounds like a tard since Michio Kaku.

No he's the tardest guy trying to sound smart

 

[WhereWeAt]

I check it out sometimes but I don't give a fuck about Schaub or Callen. I really like seeing people shit on that Lex Fridman guy. Like, I mean I get a fucking boner reading people say mean shit about him. I fucking hate him so much. Every single thing he does or says makes me cringe.

That sub is a tamer successor to r/ona. Seeing people here shit on it makes me kinda sad. They're like those episodes of Tales from the Crypt that made it into syndication. Sure they removed the gratuitous stuff, but the soul's still there.

 

[THE D]

Boy is it awkward now that downvotes have names attached to them.

UPPP!!! AWKWARD! That Awkie Moment When....

I was calling for Ribs to be public before you were here. Take your lumps and make better posts, little faggot

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That sub is a tamer successor to r/ona. Seeing people here shit on it makes me kinda sad. They're like those episodes of Tales from the Crypt that made it into syndication. Sure they removed the gratuitous stuff, but the soul's still there.

You can type " feed nana" there and find a few lost rascals usually.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Schaub almost makes Bravo seem tolerable. Almost