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Wrong again, atalker. I eat vegetables all day like a well adjusted adult, that includes breakfast, child.Too many vegetables.
-Damian
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Wrong again, atalker. I eat vegetables all day like a well adjusted adult, that includes breakfast, child.Too many vegetables.
Kaiser SausageKaiser "Roll" Soze
Congrats on your mentionJesus christ how many hours were spent talking to this fat nutjob?
Why did you give up Quasi?!Jesus christ how many hours were spent talking to this fat nutjob?
Some thoughts:
He really believes he's the center of everyone's universe on this board. Like everyone is constantly texting him and bothering him. I generally come here 1-2x per day just for a laugh or 2. The past week or so I've been here more, for obvious reasons. I am also under the impression that 90% of the people here are not harassing him on a regular basis and have never actually been in contact with him at all. Most people are just making fun of him on the board.
Those people who said he let the delusions of fame allow him to be catfished are 100% correct. You could hear how excited he was in the beginning, saying this was going to be on national news. This was finally going to propel him to fame. Although it would be funny as fuck to see him on the news talking about his piss yellow teeth or claiming he's not fat.
Think it was brotherman @HandsomeBlueWhoever gave him the yellow teeth in the art work was a genius
I just want to own it and leave it parked outside the half hovel with a WOW sticker on it. Maybe quasi could raffle it off if any of us can scrape together $17k.No! I want Susan! I will pay Quasi fir it! I have big plans. Huge O&A vinyl wraps, forum avatars and artwork, rip out his fart stained interior, full track build, beat the shit out of it and spread the virus. Quasi if it goes down remember me and HMU
I didn't know PCJ had a ribs company.
Semper Fudge.
It made me kinda angry when he mentioned stalking Canyon's wife's IG, looking for any signs of his address or employment, and casually mentions their kids.
You never considered that he might be innocent, or how something like this might affect his wife and children. You never cared.
Based on the evidence pat has given us, I think it’s fair to say he was going to kidnap the children and turn them into “Pepperoni Blanco”. Absolutely deranged fuck.Quite the opposite, child. Pat spoke to Josiah about just him much it was going to "affect their families". He was relishing it.
The only question is how it was going to affect Canyon Boykin's family since patty said he was unemployed. So obviously he wanted to affect the family in some other way that wasn't financial.
Was he going to try and take his wife's home because her husband called him? Try to affect the kids in some way? Perhaps worse than that?
Fat, sick, and evil guy.
Put in through one of those shredders they use and end up with a pile of Christmas tinsel and if, if, he still has half a hovel put it out front for recyclable collectionDemolition derby, then target on a shooting range, and then crushed to the size of a Rubics Cube.
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