Breaking Patrick's Brain 🧠

[FFWBTdad]

Only thing high about Pat is his calorie count

....blood pressure.... LDL levels

 

[guest]

This whole saga shows he never had a group of friends that would talk shit and break balls. He never had his own cellar table.
If he did maybe that hypersensitive shell would have been broken, and he wouldn’t need to correct the record because all of the trolling comments wouldn’t mean anything.

He probably had a few friends who tried to break balls with him when he was a kid. Instead of learning to take it and sling insults back, he went and cried to Mama Raven. She whipped out a saggy breast and let Patty get some of Mama's special milk while she told him he was a very Special Important Boy and those kids were mean atalkers. Then she called their parents, they got in trouble, and they stopped hanging out with him.

I started off laughing when someone first brought up Mama Raven and her Special Boy but now I'm firmly in the camp that she really fucked him up. And the gay rodeo clown is also to blame because he didn't stop her.

 

[guest]

That last part vaporized my ribs

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Fuck me, that was unexpectedly hilarious.

But this... very troubling.

Sci-fi author Patrick S. Tomlinson resorting to the literal violence of kink shaming. I’m literally shaking rn!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

FATrick imagining himself brainstorming a NYT bestseller with his 2 trusty catgirls by his side:

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Is this what he means when he always refers to himself as “we” when talking about his books and projects? He’s imagining the two poorly kept cats who live on his lap for warmth are actually two sexy lady cats who never leave his side?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I disagree. I find no evidence that he’s “high-functioning”

It's disingenuous to suggest he has autism. Chris Chan is cripplingly afflicted and you can see the clinical retardation.

There isn't a diagnosis yet for whatever the fuck Fatrick has. Besides obesity, of course.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He denies his father's homosexuality as if it's something to be ashamed of

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

It's disingenuous to suggest he has autism. Chris Chan is cripplingly afflicted and you can see the clinical retardation.

There isn't a diagnosis yet for whatever the fuck Fatrick has. Besides obesity, of course.

I concede that I’m not aware of any official diagnosis of autism in Fat Pat, but I’ve observed enough of his bizarre behavior to determine that something is way off in his brain. I sincerely believe that he has a spectrum disorder(s), a low IQ, and raging narcissistic tendencies with delusions of grandeur.

Can we agree that he’s a fat lying asshole though?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He denies his father's homosexuality as if it's something to be ashamed of

Fat Pat can’t go a day without spewing more hate at the GLBT+ community that he claims to support. Fake allies are the worst kind of bigot. I’m literally shaking rn.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Fat Pat can’t go a day without spewing more hate at the GLBT+ community that he claims to support. Fake allies are the worst kind of bigot. I’m literally shaking rn.

I appreciate you putting the ‘G’ first. Dykes can fuck off.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I appreciate you putting the ‘G’ first. Dykes can fuck off.

I don’t trust anybody that claims they don’t enjoy cock and neither should you.

 

[guest]

I don’t trust anybody that claims they don’t enjoy cock and neither should you.

I can tell you never got fucked over/betrayed by a cocksucking WHORE

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He probably had a few friends who tried to break balls with him when he was a kid.

Remember, his 2 friends growing up were 2 gay guys that put in their senior yearbook quotes how they would get together every Tuesday for "Tug-o-War". They weren't breaking balls. They were sucking them.

 

[handsomeblue]

This one is so fawkin funny I returned hours later to read it again

 

[Meownaw]

I don't understand how you and him copy and pasting that didn't lead to both of you just laughing at the absurdity of it and calling a truce.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is up late being extra cunty. He really is having a grumpy drunky night.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't understand how you and him copy and pasting that didn't lead to both of you just laughing at the absurdity of it and calling a truce.

That would require Patrick to have some semblance of a sense of humor.

 

[Sputnik]

So when you post "cease texting me because im a retard blah blah blah." that "isn't how it works stlaker." but somehow when he does it after carrying on a conversation with you it does indeed work. Pig is the law. Child.

 

[Niki's Bull]

I probably loffed for half an hour straight after reading the last part of the exchange. Thank you for your service, sir!

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[Harry Powell]

Man, when you hit him with the “do not respond”, followed by the “you have been instructed”, I lost my shit. Truly a masterful turn, i honestly felt it veered into surrealism after that.