BREAKING- Patrick has a new fart couch

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact he has no central AC must mean they use space heaters to keep the house warm in the winter.

They truly live in the projects

With how old the house is, I wouldnt be surprised if it requires heating oil delivery to use the heating they do have. Im sure Pat is too cheap to maintain that winter delivery of oil. Thats why in the winter they are always bundled up in sweaters or under blankets

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Nice old lady decorative pillows, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

Soon to be soaked in shit and fart along with lizard feces, cat hair and tears.

 

[BudDickman]

We bought it on layaway, child.

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During the time he bought it, there was a huge backlog on furniture orders, so he could just be a fucking retard who locked up several hundred dollars for a couch that wasn't available yet.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Soon to be soaked in shit and fart along with lizard feces, cat hair and tears.

Let's not forget that's his new spankcouch. That ottoman he's waiting on is basically gonna be his lotion shelf.

 

[Meownaw]

Let's not forget that's his new spankcouch. That ottoman he's waiting on is basically gonna be his lotion shelf.

I imagine he jerks off in the shower and uses it as lotion. Cum soaked fat pig.

 

[guest]

Spends thousands on vacations, but hasn't had the house fitted for central air...He really does live nigger rich...

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Well at least hes trying to take better care of this one

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Let's not forget that's his new spankcouch. That ottoman he's waiting on is basically gonna be his lotion shelf.

Yep, his computer,mouse will have permanent spot on that ottoman

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That's not a sectional it's two sofas pushed together.

I suppose you're the one who actually cares about the details of your couch.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Cant wait to see how long before we notice a sweat stain where he sleeps.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Cant wait to see how long before we notice a sweat stain where he sleeps.

We'll be able to tell from the deflated cushion

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If that is the ottoman he got ....oh man that thing is huge. Where will he put the coffee table?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

The fact he has no central AC must mean they use space heaters to keep the house warm in the winter.

They truly live in the projects

Or a boiler with radiators or baseboard heat, stupid

 

[NoBacon]

We bought it on layaway, child.

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why would anyone do this? Why wouldn’t you just save it yourself?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nice shared college dorm couch, you fat paupers. Gonna decorate the place with some bongs and playstation 3 controllers too?

Much like the fridge cutting off the kitchen door, I guess they realized they didn't really need access to the fucking door either. Why buy what fits into your small shack when you can just cut the access points in half? That's always a dignified way to live in your 40's.

 

[Stent]

Couches designed like that are solely bought by dumb assholes. Mission accomplished.

 

[guest]

Why does all of their furniture need to be oversized, blocking doors?

Large people need oversized furniture (aka he's fat)

 

[TorqueWheeler]

But thats like an 800 dollar couch? Whyd he go to Vegas and LA? The PPP has dried up.

Those trips will just go on the ten credit cards they're juggling before bankruptcy kicks in, child.