BREAKING: Oghenechovwe is in some deep shit in Los Angeles

[Duxbury Dave]

Still the File770 interview looks terrible (watch them delete it soon)

Please tell me someone has archived the interview. That may come in handy down the line.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Looks like SFWA threw him a bone. I guess our pounding them about how racist it was that they dropped $100k on a straight white male but won't do anything for Mr. Anchovy did the trick. #ThanksOna

Lol, if it's a marriage "contract" to one of the cat ladies we can look forward to stinky getting his green card in 3 years.

 

[Stealthygeekfan]

Looks like SFWA threw him a bone. I guess our pounding them about how racist it was that they dropped $100k on a straight white male but won't do anything for Mr. Anchovy did the trick. #ThanksOna

Contract implies the existence of protract. Protracting his time here without a visa got him in trouble.

#OogaBoogaNiggerPuns

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Lol, if it's a marriage "contract" to one of the cat ladies we can look forward to stinky getting his green card in 3 years.

Lol it'd be funny if one of those ladies who go on about racism all the time go to nigeria for something like that and find out why people aren't too cozy on blacks in the first place

 

[SFWA liaison]

Please tell me someone has archived the interview. That may come in handy down the line.

I did on archive.today and his blog is big enough that it gets auto-archived on wayback

• https://archive.fo/Y2akd
• https://web.archive.org/web/2022101...onald-ekpeki-attend-world-fantasy-convention/

if it wasn't for us I'm sure they'd want it deleted, but with us watching they might leave it up because it looks even shadier to remove it

we need Flavia to comment on Oogabooga's immigration strategy since she has first hand knowledge.

 

[guest]

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[guest]

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[guyincognito2.0]

The two women didn't write any of the stories either. Somehow none of the 32 authors in that book have received any recognition.

* "The Blue House" by Dilman Dila
* "March Magic" by WC Dunlap
* "IRL" by Steven Barnes
* "The Deification of Igodo" by Joshua Omenga
* "Mami Wataworks" by Russell Nichols
* "Rear Mirror" by Nuzo Onoh
* "Door Crashers" by Franka Zeph
* "The Soul Would Have No Rainbow" by Yvette Lisa Ndlovu
* "A Dream of Electric Mothers" by Wole Talabi
* "Simbi" by Sandra Jackson-Opoku
* "Housewarming for a Lion Goddess" by Aline-Mwezi Niyonsenga
* "A Knight in Tunisia" by Alex Jennings
* "The Devil Is Us" by Mirette Bahgat
* "Cloud Mine" by Timi Odueso
* "Ruler of the Rear Guard" by Maurice Broaddus
* "Peeling Time (Deluxe Edition)" by Tlotlo Tsamaase
* "The Sugar Mill" by Tobias S. Buckell
* "The Carving of War" by Somto Ihezue Onyedikachi
* "Ghost Ship" by Tananarive Due
* "Liquid Twilight" by Ytasha Womack
* "Once Upon a Time in 1967" by Oyedotun Damilola Muees
* "A Girl Crawls in a Dark Corner" by Alexis Brooks de Vita
* "The Lady of the Yellow-Painted Library" by Tobi Ogundiran
* "When the Mami Wata Met a Demon" by Moustapha Mbacké Diop
* "The Papermakers" by Akua Lezli Hope
* "A Soul of Small Places" by Mame Bougouma Diene and Woppa Diallo
* "Air to Shape Lungs" by Shingai Njeri Kagunda
* "Hanfo Driver" by Ada Nnadi
* "Exiles of Witchery" by Ivana Akotowaa Ofori
* "The Taloned Beast" by Chinelo Onwualu
* "Star Watchers" by Danian Darrell Jerry
* "Biscuit & Milk" by Dare Segun Falowo

Well to be fair, the entire book is almost definitely mostly clicks and grunts

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

So Ooga got ICE’d? (Yes I realize ICE and USBCP aren’t the same department, but getting ICE’d sounds dope, wish it was the other iced, you know like he was shot) Alright! Glad to know even with the waterheaded cuck we have in the White House, there’s still people willing to enforce the immigration laws in this great land. Ob-La-di, ob-La-da enjoy Nigeriaaaa brah.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Oh shit I found a PDF of Destiny Delayed. The writing is definitely clunky in that ESL way but it's still more readable than Patrick's "use the thesaurus 3 times every sentence to sound smart".

I'm sure some of you are curious about the plot. It's about a magic machine that measures and extracts your destiny with a variety of multicolored gasses.

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The story also opens with a 7-year-old girl getting spanked for no reason whatsoever:

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Oh shit I found a PDF of Destiny Delayed. The writing is definitely clunky in that ESL way but it's still more readable than Patrick's "use the thesaurus 3 times every sentence to sound smart".

I'm sure some of you are curious about the plot. It's about a magic machine that measures and extracts your destiny with a variety of multicolored gasses.

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The story also opens with a 7-year-old girl getting spanked for no reason whatsoever:

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That sounds derivative of The Giver big time. Can’t expect him to come up with an original thought though

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

That sounds derivative of The Giver big time. Can’t expect him to come up with an original thought though

The Gibber

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

americans love niggers so much they have to import more lol!

i bet SWFA offered him some BS position so now he can apply for a working visa

I think the SMS from CBP some other negro shared means he did not receive any penalty like that. He was allowed to withdraw his entry on his own terms. It's still on his record forever though lol.

my guess is they'll just upgrade the current grift of "guest of honor"/"nominee" excuse to be in the US into a more "doing business" type charade (B1 visa). Business being some bullshit "mentoring" or editing some magazine nobody reads

still required for his visit to be a "specific limited period of time" not "oh I might as well stay a few more months" like the retard did last year. Still required to show you have funds to afford it

Still the File770 interview looks terrible (watch them delete it soon)

Hope this is expensive for them all, I hope Donald fleeces them and never pays back the loans (they would literally take the L silently out of white guilt)

Looks like SFWA threw him a bone. I guess our pounding them about how racist it was that they dropped $100k on a straight white male but won't do anything for Mr. Anchovy did the trick. #ThanksOna

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

americans love niggers so much they have to import more lol!

i bet SWFA offered him some BS position so now he can apply for a working visa

If they hire him as a doorman and make him wear white gloves I'm completely reversing my position on their organization and as far as I'm concerned all those sexy kids were asking for it

 

[guest]

Their world is so depressing and unpleasant.

Of course it is. They hate everything that is good and right about the human race. Strength, fortitude, sacrifice, courage, humility, family, beauty, hard work, deferring gratification, classical architecture/music/art etc. The list goes on and on.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Of course it is. They hate everything that is good and right about the human race. Strength, fortitude, sacrifice, courage, humility, family, beauty, hard work, deferring gratification, classical architecture/music/art etc. The list goes on and on.

The whole Patrick saga really goes to show the value of having a job even if it’s just to fill your time.

All of these people whine on Twitter all day. The worst part is they don’t actually care, they’re just saying what they think will get them likes. They’re disingenuous trash

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

If they hire him as a doorman and make him wear white gloves I'm completely reversing my position on their organization and as far as I'm concerned all those sexy kids were asking for it

Still massive upgrade for mudhudprince tho

if they dump 100k just to own the trolls it's funny

 

[BUBBLER]

That sounds derivative of The Giver big time. Can’t expect him to come up with an original thought though

The Nigger

 

[SFWA liaison]

Been thinking that perhaps the most egregious thing about his attitude is how he acts like he's the poster child for Nigerians/Africans being "wronged" by the visa system

...while being the CAUSE of the pain in the ass that is getting into the US for legitimate work/school/travel stays for law-abiding Nigerians that have the misfortune of being lumped together with morons who feel entitled to live in the USA for years because some cat ladies gave him a trophy.

 

[guest]

If they hire him as a doorman and make him wear white gloves I'm completely reversing my position on their organization and as far as I'm concerned all those sexy kids were asking for it

Pat could train him as an usher.

 

[guest]

Been thinking that perhaps the most egregious thing about his attitude is how he acts like he's the poster child for Nigerians/Africans being "wronged" by the visa system

...while being the CAUSE of the pain in the ass that is getting into the US for legitimate work/school/travel stays for law-abiding Nigerians that have the misfortune of being lumped together with morons who feel entitled to live in the USA for years because some cat ladies gave him a trophy.

His first visa was rejected for this exact reason. The immigration official didn't believe Anchovy was going to return, and would try to live in the USA permanently - and the immigration official was 100% right.