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BREAKING: Oghenechovwe is in some deep shit in Los Angeles

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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BakersfieldChimp said:
That's the thing. A lot of them think he'll just have to wait out a little while and then can return on his original visa. Not so.

They almost certainly voided his visa and he'll have to reapply. That will be a tough interview for him in Lagos when he reapplies and I cannot see any way he gets approved again.
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He fucked up the first interview because he didn’t follow the rules because his arrogance makes him believe he’s above the rules. He got a second chance that he should have thanked everyone for that worked to make it happen but he even fucked that up by being late. They paid for him to come to the US and showered him with unearned praise and it only made him more arrogant to the point he TOLD PEOPLE he was going to pull some nonsense with his leaving / coming back and buying a ticket he wouldn’t use. This is all his fault for being huge asshole that believed US Visa and Immigration rules don’t apply to him because he’s “special” to a group of sci-fi weirdos.
 
Salted Earth Truffle

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My wife watches some show about Nigerian guys marrying old white American hillbillies for green cards. According to her, even after a valid, legally binding marriage has taken place they still don’t let most of these guys in.

I love that he thought it would be a cake walk, failed, availed himself of undeserved help, and still fucked it up. He and Pat are kindred spirits.

Someone please repost the Pat tweets about helping Ooga put down roots in the US. They always fracture a rib or two.
 
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Salted Earth Truffle said:
Someone please repost the Pat tweets about helping Ooga put down roots in the US. They always fracture a rib or two.
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Salted Earth Truffle said:
My wife watches some show about Nigerian guys marrying old white American hillbillies for green cards. According to her, even after a valid, legally binding marriage has taken place they still don’t let most of these guys in.

I love that he thought it would be a cake walk, failed, availed himself of undeserved help, and still fucked it up. He and Pat are kindred spirits.

Someone please repost the Pat tweets about helping Ooga put down roots in the US. They always fracture a rib or two.
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One of my coworkers got married to a Jamaican guy, for real, and it still took like 2 years before he was allowed to come here.
 
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