BREAKING NEWS: NEW RECORD UNLOCKED

[YourOldPalHoward]

This just in, President Biden to deploy an additional battalion of Diaper Marines to secure gains and continue momentum in what is now being called a “wildly successful” and “historically significant” victory for coalition forces.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He's spiraled.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Udders]

There are people who follow Pat on twitter unironically who see all this shit. How can anyone not see how off the deep end he is? Even a normal day of prisoning is weird and strange but the recent days are something else.

 

[Hudson]

Any perspective publisher who Googles Patso's name and sees his unhinged autism would put him on the immediate "pay no mind" list.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There are people who follow Pat on twitter unironically who see all this shit. How can anyone not see how off the deep end he is?

I don't have twitter (I'm heterosexual), is there a feature where you can follow someone but hide their posts?

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Good Lord he is mentally ill. Has NOTHING to say, or come back with, yet can't help but reply to every single text or tweet.



Serious question, is it possible to get him committed for a mental evaluation? We'd be doing him and the public a huge favor if we could...

 

[VoteJello]

There are people who follow Pat on twitter unironically who see all this shit. How can anyone not see how off the deep end he is? Even a normal day of prisoning is weird and strange but the recent days are something else.

Never underestimate the abject gaytardation of cloistered scifi nerds on twitter. Anybody that uses twitter is already sick in the head (unlike this forum, am I right fellas?) so imagine how deep the abyss can get. An abyss which looks like Fatrick's beef wellington.

 

[kingship75]

Serious question, is it possible to get him committed for a mental evaluation? We'd be doing him and the public a huge favor if we could...

I legitimately believe Pat belongs on Dr. Phil. McGraw could dedicate a full week’s worth of shows on him. It would be a ratings bonanza with the benefit of giving Pat a chance of getting expensive professional help at no cost to the Robinson household.

That’s must-see TV, pal.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

2 prisons per minute, fats putting in work

 

[guest]

I legitimately believe Pat belongs on Dr. Phil. McGraw could dedicate a full week’s worth of shows on him. It would be a ratings bonanza with the benefit of giving Pat a chance of getting expensive professional help at no cost to the Robinson household.

That’s must-see TV, pal.

I think that would be the first time in the history of the show that Dr Phil actually slapped the shit out of somebody.

 

[guest]

Credit to @fricklefrackle, we're at a historic 302 now -- incredible

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Credit to @fricklefrackle, we're at a historic 302 now -- incredible

This is like the moon landing. A remarkable achievement.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Didn’t he have like 400-500 on thanksgiving?

 

[guest]

Didn’t he have like 400-500 on thanksgiving?

There's some debate over whether that was a 24 hour span or 48, would love if we could definitively pin that down... In any event, 300+ on a random Wednesday is a remarkable achievement!

 

[guyincognito2.0]

I like the direction of this bit. It’s more pizza than hamburger for sure!

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Harry Powell]

The question is what was going on behind the scenes. I think it’s either the next debt domestication or some bad news regarding his MPD lawsuit. He won’t freak out about Tiny Tim until there’s zero hope left.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

What a miserable, meaningless and empty life he leads.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Imagine being a 21st century version of this and thinking you're not mentally ill...