BREAKING NEWS...and it is NOT good

[Slackjawed Cow]

That's just an obituary page I'm not willing to fuck with.

Yeah, Im sitting this one out

 

[guest]

I'm sure Pat will be an example of dignity and strength for his daughter's sake.

He's got a real opportunity to reach out to Ade and demonstrate some class and kindness, maybe even talk to his daughter. It is safe to assume he will do the exact opposite.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He'll celebrate Jon's death with no class or thought for his ex wife and his children

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's really terrible. Unlike if pat died, which would be pretty cool

 

[Cuphead]

Love ya miss ya

 

[Udders]

He probably would be a big enough piece of shit to subpoena for donation information

Even if he did, its meaningless unless he could tie a real name to someones account.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jon went down a man’s man. An omega Chad.

Fuck, Going to need @McGowan6 to mock up a real good story about that big cock of his. Sniff

 

[Cuphead]

He probably would be a big enough piece of shit to subpoena for donation information

And for what? You can't subpoena someone for donating to someone who died who isn't even related to you

 

[Cuphead]

How do we live in a world where we lost Norm, Bob Saget, and Big Jon, but Artie is still alive?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Guys, go to the fucking doctor and exercise if you have a wife and kids. The stress of being a caring father can put you in an early grave if you do nothing but sit around and eat steak, and if you die it can fuck your family up for many years.
My grandfather died of a heart attack when my dad and uncles were only teenagers and they’ll never admit it but it fucked them up to the point where two generations down the line Im posting on an Opie and Anthony message board and they’re all alcoholics with serious anger issues

 

[Cuphead]

howwww did it happppenn

Lotta fawkin problems with that BIG Jon

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat will consider this a victory. Gross fat fellow

 

[Cuphead]

Guys, go to the fucking doctor and exercise if you have a wife and kids. The stress of being a caring father can put you in an early grave if you do nothing but sit around and eat steak, and if you die it can fuck your family up for many years.
My grandfather died of a heart attack when my dad and uncles were only teenagers and they’ll never admit it but it fucked them up to the point where two generations down the line Im posting on an Opie and Anthony message board and they’re all alcoholics with serious anger issues

Let's be real. As much as he was a real ass dude. He didn't look like he took care of himself

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

If Patrick doesn't even try to get back in her life after this then he's an even bigger piece of shit than I thought.

 

[guest]

Patrick is gonna note every donation because he knows we’re gonna send money haha

he's gonna love this, son.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

That's really terrible. Unlike if pat died, which would be pretty cool

This. So much this.

RIP Big Jon, say hello to Norm for me.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Pat rn

 

[JumboYumYums]

I'm genuinely sad, genuinely. God needed a guy with a giant hog to fuck him in heaven I guess.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

he's gonna love this, son.

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Adopted Pat's daughter and his state