BREAKING: In 1 Hour the audio version of Tomlinson vs Nadolski will premiere

[Meownaw]

That did not occur. That did not occur. ThaT did noT occur. That did not occur. That did not occur. ThaT did noT occur. That did not occur. That did not occur. ThaT did noT occur.

I forget who said it before but he clearly has/had a speech impediment and that's why he does that.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I forget who said it before but he clearly has/had a speech impediment and that's why he does that.

I had mentioned it. It just seems like its an overcompensation for some kind of lisp or something.

 

[guest]

I forget who said it before but he clearly has/had a speech impediment and that's why he does that.

I think he does it when he's giving someone a talking to. To subjugaTe a lesser child.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Thanks to @ChicopeeChip and his post here https://new.onaforums.net/threads/t...-tonight-heres-the-transcript-for-real.12996/
here is transcript

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Fuck, too much content for me to keep up with. Which is a good problem to have.
I’ll have to watch this next week

 

[BudDickman]

The audio was ripped from some court DRM website so this is a screen recording of a picture while audio plays in a tab. You can get the audio with a youtube-mp3 site.

Can you compress this in a lossless audio format so that I can listen to it with my $700 headphones?

 

[cliveowen]

I had mentioned it. It just seems like its an overcompensation for some kind of lisp or something.

Probably overcompensating for his Wisconsin accent. They are famous for pronouncing Ts as D's.

 

[SFWA liaison]

great audio, we seriously need to find a way to shill it to Nick Rekieta, we can easily get a couple tens of thousands new people to learn about Pat if he does a stream/clips about it

I'll email him but any twitter nigga should also tweet or if you're a paypig he reacts to every shekel

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Him explaining Opie and Anthony is exactly like Joe describing it haha.

Sounds a bit farfetched

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

great audio, we seriously need to find a way to shill it to Nick Rekieta, we can easily get a couple tens of thousands new people to learn about Pat if he does a stream/clips about it

I'll email him but any twitter nigga should also tweet or if you're a paypig he reacts to every shekel

I want to say JDA tried to put it on his radar since JDA has done his show before but he is so damn busy.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I had mentioned it. It just seems like its an overcompensation for some kind of lisp or something.

He probably used to sound like he was from North Bergen.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

great audio, we seriously need to find a way to shill it to Nick Rekieta, we can easily get a couple tens of thousands new people to learn about Pat if he does a stream/clips about it

I'll email him but any twitter nigga should also tweet or if you're a paypig he reacts to every shekel

Package the whole saga up for Rekieta. Sell it to him in the best possible way you can. It would slap to get him on board with this.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I've taken the liberty of clipping some of the greatest hits. Enjoy!

1. Pig can't get his own name right




2. I'm not 25 and don't close out bars anymore




3. I DO not understand that. You can't.




4. Full pepperoni basement story (inc 'Sir, don't do that)

 

[HotDogJoe]

5. Didn't you? Yeah.. yeah....




6. Sir, don't do that




7. Yes you did. No I did not




8. I did not threaten you. You're simply lying




9. Andrew's texts to Pat read out by Andrew (hahaha hooooly shit )

 

[HotDogJoe]

10. Arguing with the judge




11. Sir, that did noT occur!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I did noT inviTe to fighT him.

Didn't you?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

We still work for him, right? So this is just preserving it for him.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

WhaT A FaGGoTT

 

[Raymond]

He's a sociopath.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Fuck, It went so much worse than I thought. I’m only 10 minutes in and it’s blatantly obvious Pat’s going to lose.

It’s a tough listen with all the pregnant pauses, the judge’s exasperated tone, and Pat’s rising level of agitation as he watches shit go off the rails.

I have to give a shout out to the good Judge Schulman. He let Stavros talk for about a minute before he jumped in, told him he was dead wrong, and to get the fuck out of his courtroom after the giga chad with the 14 inch cock tells us how much his fat client owes (down to the penny, of course).

Pats failures have restored my faith in our legal system. God bless America