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ShutYourCakeHorn said:
You're a fat fuck, who are you kidding. Half the place is in their 30's with no readily apparent breaks to attend work. I have no clue where you are, but if you're in North America what the fuck are you doing here messaging me now? Me I get up at 7AM tomorrow to take the kids to school at like 8:45, because I'm retired and old. Then I'll pack for my boys and I to go away Friday, what's your excuse? Obese shut-in? I'm really thinking there are more of those Fonner guys here.
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I still disagree, but thanks. I also think it made for great drama today and that was fun lol. I think Josiah got it tonight, bringing eyes to his outlandish lies is always better and it's just an opinion, but the thought he squealed in glee at this gotcha moment if there really was a bomb threat, will go south really fast if he had it arranged or called it in. No Mr Tomlinson, the text atalker "admitting "it doesn't outweigh it coming from your phone. Don't forget he said it went to the local PD and that would be recorded. So yes despite disagreeing with you, I still understand what everybody is saying, but I'm 95% certain no bomb threat happened. So he got a few twitter likes and nothing more
 
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safka13 said:
I still disagree, but thanks. I also think it made for great drama today and that was fun lol. I think Josiah got it tonight, bringing eyes to his outlandish lies is always better and it's just an opinion, but the thought he squealed in glee at this gotcha moment if there really was a bomb threat, will go south really fast if he had it arranged or called it in. No Mr Tomlinson, the text atalker "admitting "it doesn't outweigh it coming from your phone. Don't forget he said it went to the local PD and that would be recorded. So yes despite disagreeing with you, I still understand what everybody is saying, but I'm 95% certain no bomb threat happened. So he got a few twitter likes and nothing more
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I'm a big fan of you too, I like a harem full of young guys that waste their best years on downvoting dozens of posts and reigniting the "about Boomia" even in new pat posts. Thanks man.
 
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LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket said:
Huge reveal. You really motherfucked me with this click bait. Youre like a hooker that only sucks cock coz shes on the rag, but then I forcefully sodomize in the back of my Prius.
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Clearly not as stupid as you to write that line. Or no it was a typo you typo'd a whole out of place word. That's probably it. Don't reply
 
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ShutYourCakeHorn said:
Clearly not as stupid as you to write that line. Or no it was a typo you typo'd a whole out of place word. That's probably it. Don't reply
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I enjoy your banter
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WE GET IT......YOU DON"T LIKE IT. Duly noted, the point is, it is what it is, why a douche like you keeps posting is beyond me, I'm defending my logic to a crowd, you're defending yours to me, I heard you, you don't need to reply every time. I'll make sure I don't ever not admit, but mention, that a fake bomb threat that didn't happen, wasn't done on a secret forum that is not actually secret. OK deal. I may still respond where I think I should.
 
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Pats stupid and so are you for not appreciating a great radio tease. Duh
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I'm literally doing the opposite lol. My brain is hurting from my use of the word "radio tease" in my text sending people crazy. Apparently they included me and I hadn't realized and then (in some delusional way) saw me mention it, but I didn't know I was in it. and think I blew up their high holy Private Idaho. It seems they think they are the nomenklatura of the place and that has cache. Me I'm literally being ME and ME alone on the podcast, in my posts, in texts to Pat and just having fun. It seems we have a whole lore forming here that isn't just a joke and now it's corrupted the purity.

These people sperged out over the forum crashing, making crazy accusations, and if and when I responded I was like Pat, I say something about them they answer and it's OK. Lot of pussies here and a lot of overthinking happening for no reason. So now I'm go full in heel, it isn't like it matters what they say or I say in reply, lots of stupidity on all sides here.
 
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As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.

I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.

Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.
 
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safka13 said:
You get my answering all of these is itself a troll lol. Retarded kids raised on screens leave a lot of social queuing skills on the table. I do so hope I formatted that properly
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Dudette, you sound about 45-50 and there's a thing in your speech where I can hear some extra weight lol. I could be wrong but tell us your age? Oh and the "secret" part of secret was let out all over apostlegate, and you realize this isn't like the mafia, right? It's kinda of gay and strange to be honest witchya.
 
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Dudette, you sound about 45-50 and there's a thing in your speech where I can hear some extra weight lol. I could be wrong but tell us your age? Oh and the "secret" part of secret was let out all over apostlegate, and you realize this isn't like the mafia, right? It's kinda of gay and strange to be honest witchya.
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And you're Tomlinson level replier, my point wasn't the need for a secret forum to keep things between a few people, but rather this bitchman post below where you're acting like a mob boss. The best part is just days earlier you failed in identifying me as a "risk" hahaha hoolee shit, I can't say that without laughing, now I'm a retard and senile boomer because of one text that clearly hurt your boipussi bad. This is a retarded tween level hobby and I enjoy it, but I also enjoy it in a self deprecating way. You seem like you place some cache in your position amongst us. I also denote some jealousy at the "podcast dan" guy, just by how you said. The banter about flying to. close to the sun and all, is a huge fucking tell, about those saying it. I love bullshitting, on the cast, with friends, in bars, wherever, but I don't think I gain any cache from any of it, however some seemingly would based on their replies. It's pointless to continue with you, I don't really see you do anything but comment, so don't reply, but go run along and enjoy your special status
 
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And you're Tomlinson level replier, my point wasn't the need for a secret forum to keep things between a few people, but rather this bitchman post below where you're acting like a mob boss. The best part is just days earlier you failed in identifying me as a "risk" hahaha hoolee shit, I can't say that without laughing, now I'm a retard and senile boomer because of one text that clearly hurt your boipussi bad. This is a retarded tween level hobby and I enjoy it, but I also enjoy it in a self deprecating way. You seem like you place some cache in your position amongst us. I also denote some jealousy at the "podcast dan" guy, just by how you said. The banter about flying to. close to the sun and all, is a huge fucking tell, about those saying it. I love bullshitting, on the cast, with friends, in bars, wherever, but I don't think I gain any cache from any of it, however some seemingly would based on their replies. It's pointless to continue with you, I don't really see you do anything but comment, so don't reply, but go run along and enjoy your special status
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